Hello, my name is Dwight Schrute and I haven't been laid in 7 years. This girl I know said that if I could get 500 people to support me she would date me. Bump here to get me laid!
Edit: it seems like some people are taking interest in my foundation. Just think about the prefect babies that could be made with my superior DNA
Also, bonus question: which kind of bear is best?
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#Offtopic
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Edited by Britton: 5/14/2015 4:39:16 AMJust buy a hooker dude.
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MICHAEL!!
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Best bears
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Polar
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Edited by notcristina: 5/14/2015 6:11:16 AM[spoiler]spooky[/spoiler]
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Poor guys, might as well
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Bump again, I need this! So -blam!-ing lonely
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Fact bears eat beats
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Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
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What about Angela?
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She deffinitly has hpv
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Bears beats battlestar galactica
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Your joking..... Right?
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Any bear that has had a good consistent diet of berries and foliage will taste delicious. Bears that ate meat; not so much.
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Bumped. And bears are all good. Especially dead ones.
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Hello
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Future Dwight gave me a message to give to you: you never get laid and lose both hands.
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Just pay for it. You get what you want without all the feels. Remember kids. You pay her to LEAVE.
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Dwight got with Angela and then he picks up a hole team of woman basketball players at the club. He doesn't need help getting laid.
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#offtopic Please! :)
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Bumping for humping
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Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica
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False, black bear. (I know Jim said it but that's ok)