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Edited by Sylok's Defiler:
7/29/2015 11:33:48 AM
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The Cabalocaust
We gather here today to remember those who fell to the light. Those who so bravely faced reasonable odds, and still lost.
In the trials of glimmer farming, in the fires of the Iron Banner, we dedicate this post to the Cabal who met their end at the hands of guardians who jacked themselves up on Mountain Dew, Doritos, and resupply codes.
The Cabalocaust had returned.
Never forget.
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Never forget
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2 RepliesFusion rifles can't melt cabal armor.
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8 RepliesI used to patrol Mars with my phalanx and legionare buddies, but then the guardians came and.. and.. they shot Terry and Bob.. they had families! Families! Terry just had a call from his wife like 5 minutes before he was evaporated by a nova bomb that his wife just gave birth to a baby daughter.. i ran away just in time, and witnessed two guardians dragging Bob's body behind their sparrows. I decided to move to this "Prison Arena" place or whatever it was called, and it is really nice here. I can really relax here.
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1 ReplyHis name was Robert Cabalson.
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Edited by TomDR93: 5/6/2015 12:43:55 PMIt never happened, it's a lie made up by Cabal sympathisers such as yourself. [spoiler]so much glimmer.. I regret nothing![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI am sorry for those of which my fatebringer did not strike true... I am sorry for those who suffered poor aim and required to be tapped... times two...
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I'm sorry to those that didn't get one shotted and to those who got vaporized and to that one that got killed by the ship turret when I shot it off.
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Isn't the Cabalocaust a Mythocaust?
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I love the smell of cabal guts in the morning.
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2 RepliesI have no ragrets
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1 ReplyIs it bad that I chuckled at this
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Jesus Christ you guys
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3 RepliesVenus Servitor room son
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There was a thrallocaust
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Cabal have heard legends about this black "helmet of doom" that my warlock is wearing. Maybe someday, they can destroy it and have a fair fight.
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Striker Titan Armertarium lighting grenade 30min. 25k glimmer! <3
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1 Replythe vex need a funeral two gatekeeper checkpoint lol
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Too goddamn funny
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This is not their solar sistem, they have to die, same to fallen and hive, not true for the vex tought
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LMAO ... great post!!
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Now let us take a moment to remember the fallen cabal...
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Edited by Ziggerastica: 5/6/2015 4:49:50 AMLet us rise for the national cabal anthem. (Song starts a bit farther in but just a few seconds)
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We Guardians are immortal. Those cabal would have died anyway. They should be honored to be killed by us.
