[url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Eat up,
You obesity plauged degenerates![/i][/b][/url]
[b]Menu:
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Specials
[spoiler]everything is special, but dont tell anyone, fůck it, tell everyone [/spoiler]
😍Taco(s)-$10.0e
😤Pancake(s)-$10.0e
🍕Pizza(s)-$5.0e
😇Chimichanga(s)-$25[spoiler] Beware of Shits💩 [/spoiler]
[b][i][u]RANDOM[/u][/i][/b]-[b][i][u]$???[/u][/i][/b]
Drinks
🍺Beer[spoiler]of your choice[/spoiler]
$5
Vodka[spoiler]Why the -blam!- not[/spoiler]
$5
🍷Wine[spoiler]Fancy[/spoiler]
$5
🍸Margarita [spoiler]Fancy-Fancy[/spoiler]
$5
🍶Sake[spoiler]Why Not[/spoiler]
$5
☕Coffee
$5
[b][i][u]DESERTS[/u][/i][/b]
🍦Ice Cream -$5.00
🎂Cake-$7.00
🍩Donut-$5.00
[url=http://yehyogourt.com/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Crepe_Sweet.jpg][b]Crepes[/b] [/url] - $4.00
Chef
[spoiler]Deadpool
A Hunter[/spoiler]
Janitor
[spoiler]BatmanBeyond07
TheCosmicCracker [/spoiler]
Waiter
[spoiler]Kc Kewlz
LeftShark
Sigimarus
Å Dūcçk[/spoiler]
Talk To Waiter To Take Order
Waitress
[spoiler]Spider-Man [/spoiler]
Talk to the Waitress To Take Order
Cashier
[spoiler]LemonyPingas [/spoiler]
Bouncer/Security
[spoiler]HopeXwhisper
Master Cheif
Church
GrubKiller91165
jDee[/spoiler]
Entertainment
[spoiler]Expand Dong[/spoiler]
[i]Health Inspector [/i]
[spoiler]Jarl Maiq[/spoiler]
Edit: Before you ask what we have look at [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2zs4oEt3RYI]This[/url]
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Hey, would you hire me as the "entertainment"? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)