Let's see what poets are around, or did they go underground :)
Destiny Limericks
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There once was a guardian from Earth
That wanted to find out his worth.
He sought out a Kell,
Sent them all off to hell,
and said "Right, now it's my turf!!!"
There once was a Ship near the moon,
That came out of orbit to soon
It was shot from a crater,
By a Dreg, Fallen hater.
And the other guardians exclaimed, "what a loon!!!"
A know-it-all guardian on Venus
Who really was a cocky old Pen1s!
Tried to solo a Mind,
Forgot to check his behind
And then really was taken to the cleaners!!!
Edit 1 : A Mars one for you
She landed on a planet so red
With an iron clad chappie that wanted her dead!!
She whipped out her Gjallar,
Destroyed the poor Fella
By shoving wolf packs in his head!!!
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