SmoggyPluto is the Chuck Norris of Destiny SmoggyPluto is the nice cup of hot coffee SmoggyPluto is the air you breath... The condom that feels amazing... The one that breaks. He is the gjallarhorn... And your No land beyond... The hotdog in your asshole... And the Kate Uptin cutout in your basement. He is the dildo of Crota... And the sperm on Atheons face. He is the matress that frolics in the frozen swamp... And the knife you used to kill your gecko... And the bunny that saw you do it... And the -blam!- that says your gay over an online chat room that is such a jerk that I almost hung myself for it but then my hamster was watching so I killed him and ate his meet which made me feel like a zombie so I then watched the season finale of the walking dead and forgot how depressed I am... SmoggyPluto Is love... SmoggyPluto is life.