Over the times I have used these sites I have come across some interesting/funny requests.
These are the ones that have stuck with me:
MUST BE AN ACTUALLY GOOD SWORD BEARER
Must be Sober
NO SQUEAKERS
Lvl 31 titan need 4 more, MUST BE LEVEL 32
Have you seen better?
Edit: From others experiences
CrYxTaCo
Balls must have dropped for you to join
touch76
need 6 for crota cp
ExoticVoid
PermalinkYeah.
Looking to do hard mode ir yut I need the exotics. I really need a 'gjallurhorn' must be level 29. He was a level 27.
thedinobot
Best one right here: Must be 30+ for Normal VoG.
Edit 2:
This one takes the cake...
OBX Sand Devil
Level 27 Titan. Need group to carry me through the raid. No squeakers or you will get booted. Playing porn in the background for motivation
Edit 3:
Nothing like redundancy
CeeBagger1000
Level 32 Titan - "full raid gear, maxed out".
Edit 4:
The craziest post so far...
Looking for five gamer girls who are feeling naughty.
Beat You Silly1
Must be 18+ and have a mic.
Lvl doesn't matter as long as you listen to what I say ;)
Will help you get to lvl 32 as long as you reward me on snapchat.
Edit 5, from the posts again!
Dano2467
Sword bearer looking for 5 ledge monkeys
Frank
"no swag fags"
Chinaman Brent
"Need 5 for hard crota cp. Must be 32 & have gally. I don't because I'm fireteam leader and you can't kick me."
Pervythemilkman
Looking for 5 must really have to poop so you'll be less likely to make mistakes
Phuk_yu_ho
"Must have a big d*ck because we are gonna -blam!- the Templar in his ass"
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We have the conflux checkpoint..