As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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Edited by natejuno_: 4/19/2015 4:39:19 PMDear Xur, Maybe if you didn't have a bad case of [i]dragon's breath[/i], I would approach you with my pack of [i]ice breakers[/i] more often. Sometimes you annoy me when you come back from [i]no land beyond[/i] and sell things that are a [i]dubious task[/i] to get strange coins for. If only you'd take my [i]super good advice[/i] instead of being a [i]thorn[/i] in my side. Maybe then I'd stop giving you [i]hardlight[/i] and treat you like an [i]exotic shard[/i]. Be like [i]Monte Carlo[/i] and help me [i]win against all odds[/i]. Then again, the [i]4th horsemen[/i] might shoot me down with a pesky [i]plug one[/i]. Well my rant is done, lovely Xur. Thanks for the [i]patience and time[/i]. I'll be sure to hear your [i]last words[/i] <3. One more thing, stop selling [i]don't touch me[/i], I hardly get hugs anymore when I wear them ;_; (Lol so cheesy but I hope someone enjoys this xD ) EDIT: Thanks everyone for the favs! It means a lot and I'm glad people are enjoying this! ^^