Ill try to sum it up first by telling you about the folks I work with.
First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Yeah, ok she is pretty hot but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is dumb as a bag of rocks, and I still find it surprising she has enough brain power to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on the scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be this stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and i'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every damn day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Heck, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk with it's constant bellowing. Also both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops at McDonald's and Burger King every damn day.
Anyway, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.
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I doubt anyone here has seen that show. Boomerang doesn't count by the way
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Necrobump
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I didn't get it until the last part.
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Damn, living the dream
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Edited by xMRxDEVICEx: 5/30/2015 4:02:31 AMBless your heart
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Get a job. Get a life. Stop being dumb
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When you say 'wannabe chick,' what do you mean?
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SAYS THE GUY WHO WEARS AN [i]ASCOT![/i]
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Lol damn freddy
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Yea your job is so bad right my job isn't fighting a psychopathic clown or anything
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lmao u got me
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I'm sorry that you have to wear ascots.
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*claps*
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Edited by Zachs shotgun: 5/29/2015 4:14:17 AMthat was to good i didnt get it till after you said you solved mysteries in a van made me remember Scooby Doo instantly
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Necro bump
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Wow. I need to burn a certain flowery van now...
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Blues Clues.
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this was pretty gr8
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Edited by gabriellep617: 5/17/2015 6:43:06 AMHaha, at first I thought u were dead serious :} I like the scooby doo gang, but when u put it like that it sounds terrible....
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ololololololoololo
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Its ok freddy ;-;
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Ya got me
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-blam!-ING. AYY. HOLY SHIT.
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Lol that just about sums up the Scooby Doo gang. If they were real people, I'd bet that Fred would actually say something like that haha.
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You have been revived by a desticle. Feel the shame! >:D
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I wonder if those stoner sessions leave the shag and his dog really hungry.