A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"
The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce."
The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"
The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?"
The woman replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Edit: I didn't make it, I copied it. Needs more belair tho.
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That's super smart, I should try that sometime.
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And for once, it's a smart blonde joke. (:
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Makes me smile everytime I read this
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Rekt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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10/10
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Solid brah. Good times
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Bank got rekt
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Wow wasn't expecting that
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That was actually pretty good.
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Blondes aren't stewpid as yoo can c :) I'm a blond and I'm in advanced classes
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Man that's funny
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/r/jokes
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You're not the real Ghøst :(
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Damn thats good
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Blonde doesn't turn out stupid? Jokes on me...
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Surprising it was okay.
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Haha, well done.
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i find this quite funny. very good op (op is still fig though)
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I approve.
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It's a good joke but I am not sure if you don't get what a "blonde joke" is or are trying to subvert it lol
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Well then...
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?????