There are a lot of these types of posts out there and I find them funny as hell. Some of the dumbest shit I hear comes from squeakers so if you remember any great ones share with the rest of us : HM Crota, squeaker keeps getting killed and wiping us. After five wipes he says "hey guys can you wait for 20 minutes so I can eat dinner?" Promptly booted! Edit1: to be clear I am not saying not to play with squeakers or that they are bad (though that can often be the case). They just say dumb shit a lot that turns out to be funny to the rest of us. Keep the stories coming!