This is a full guide on how to get a trending post on the Destiny forums. Here I have pro-tips on how to get all of the comments and the likes you need to be well-known among people you will most likely never meet. First, it all starts with the title. Here are examples of titles that will get you up there. 1. Post here if you have (insert random exotic here)! 2. You suck if you don't have (insert random exotic here, it doesn't even have to be good)! 3. I'll kick you from my raid team if _____ 4. What rewards did you get from ______? Here are some other things to add to give your post that extra zest. 1. Mention Gjallarhorn at some point, especially if it involves Xür selling it. 2. Insult a specific class i.e. "Warlocks are scrubs", "invisible is for noobs", "fist of panic is op", yeah you get the picture. 3. Put #satire, even if there is no satire, just do it. 4. Ask DeeJ to respond to your post. Things you shouldn't do: 1. Don't say "does anyone else use ____?", yes you are the only person in the world who uses machine guns, why even ask? 2. Don't ask for likes, except if you will genuinely so something hilarious and show it to all of us when you get the amount. Well guys I hope this helps you!