Smoggypluto was a guardian, Many say he fathered Chuck Norris They say he singlehandedly built the tower, with nothing but a little elbow grease Few say he invented colors The majority says he lives in a house with LEGO carpet, and never once says ouch Others say he pisses excellence The brave say he died during the great collapse, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet Scholars say he gave his father "The Talk" Wise gentlemen say he once played a game of Russian roulette, with a fully loaded gun. And won Nobility say that his shadow won the best dressed award 3 times The brave say he IS allowed to talk about fight club Scientists have witnessed him cut through a hot knife with butter Veterans say he would bring a knife to a gunfight. Just to even the odds. I say, if you ever met this man, put it on your resume. You'll go places