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Edited by SwordOwl: 2/26/2015 2:05:06 AM
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Game Glitches(comedic)

[b]Post strange glitches you have "encountered" in the wild game of Destiny. Or who knows? They might be another part of the games bent over backwards storyline? (Have Fun) I'll start:[/b] [b]0) (I write C++ so I'm starting at 0)[/b] My friend's ghost's voice has changed to that of Navi from Legend of Zelda. Now whenever something happens, it shouts "HEY!", "LOOK!", "LISTEN!". It is very annoying. [b]1)[/b] My Ghost still has the voice of Peter Dinklage, but everytime I go to the bathroom, he pulls out a crossbow and it's starting to get wierd. [b]2)[/b] When Aksor the Archon Priest steps out of his cell, he yell/sings out "I'm alive!" with the adds acting as a chorus. He then procedes to chase me around with a meter stick, shouting that "robot demons make God cry". [b]3)[/b]Lord Shaxx got frustrated spectating one of my Clash matches, and decided to join in. He had a SWORD! There were no winners. Only survivors. [b]4)[/b]Whenever I plant the team flag a the start of a match, I drop it and the entire team points and laughs. [b]5)[/b] When about to make a jump to another planet, Harrison Ford sometimes takes the controls and yells "Hang on kid, cause we're switching to light-speed!". I have no problem with this. [b]6) [/b]However, during the flying loading screen, Harrison Ford will occasionally lose all chill. He will open the ship's emergency hatch, grab me be the scruff of my neck, shout "Get off my plane!", and then throw me out. I do have a problem with this. [b]7)[/b] During Patrol Harrison Ford will always somehow find some ancient tomb/temple housing some priceless artifact that he will then lose or give away, leaving him with nothing. One time, he found an Exotic auto rifle with a Void Attribute (it was called The Event Horizon) in the middle of a Hive tomb that he found by deciphering the glyphs and solving a puzzle that opened a secret door. The weapon was then lost in a ravine when the Hive chased us out. [b]8) [/b]Tommy Lee Jones sometimes shows up in the Cosmodrome to chase Harrison Ford. He never catches him, though. [b]9)[/b] My Titan is getting tired of people fighting him just to say that it was "Attack on Titan". [b]10)[/b] When I tried to crack up the ice in my fridge with my Ice Breaker, I destroyed the entire fridge. My refrigerator is definitely no longer running. [b]11)[/b] The saying "He who lives in a Glass House should not throw stones" holds no meaning to me anymore.

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