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1/19/2013 9:30:27 PM
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Who would win in a fist fight? Batman or Jesus
Straight up, back alley, Batman versus Jesus No-holds barred street fight? Who would win?
Discuss.
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Jesus with Prep Time.
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3 RepliesWell Jesus doesn't exist so obviously Batman?
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5 RepliesWell batman is a person. People are like 80% water. Jesus can then turn batman into 80% wine.
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[quote]Straight up, back alley, Batman versus Jesus No-holds barred street fight? Who would win? At fisting Discuss.[/quote]
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1 Reply>Implying they aren't one and the same
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Batman would obviously win I mean he's -blam!-ing batman.
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2 RepliesJesus would not engage in a fight with anyone. Likewise, Batman would not fight Jesus.
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8 RepliesBatman is Batman. Jesus is not Batman. Therefore Batman wins.
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This is impossible. Batman created the bible a thousand years ago for lolz then time traveled to the 21st century to see if any idiots believed him and the story he made. He based the main character on himself :P
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Jesus was pretty badass in South Park
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Edited by Tater tot559: 2/21/2015 2:25:02 AMJesus could turn the 80% of water in his body to wine
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BATMAN [spoiler]with prep time[/spoiler]
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Peter Griffin's boat solos.
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Jesus
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2 RepliesRasputin
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Jesus
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Batman<Zombie Jesus
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Rngesus beats all batman still has to get his loot right? Which means an eternity of farming, try to see if you something for that in your utility belt batman
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Batman
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Jesus. [spoiler]He's too OP. Needs nerf.[/spoiler]
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Necro
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Edited by History HD: 1/20/2013 7:54:27 AMLet's looks at legends about powerful gods and fearsome monsters that are said to have similarities between them even though these legends are found in different cultures separated by vast distances, and we also suggests that these legends may be eyewitness accounts of alien visitations. Also discussed are tales of gods [b]interacting with humans[/b], imparting wisdom and technology and impregnating women to create demigods who are supposedly the offspring of human/alien unions. So, gods and heroes and the existence of such beings was not only possible, but they are both beings of extraterrestrial origin. So, it's actually [b]Aliens vs Aliens[/b]...
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Jesus because he can give himself uber powers and revive himself
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Batman would just keep dealing non lethal blows on Jesus. Meanwhile, Jesus just stands there and takes the hits!
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1 ReplyBut Batman is Jesus...
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Edited by GT Stryker: 1/20/2013 4:04:56 AMBut don't you get it man!? Jesus [i]is[/i] Batman!
