>no health care >500 000$ + tips for an adhesive bandage >whites are a minority >massive debt >houses made of cardboard >uses overground electricity >can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales >slavery and mass murder of indigenous people >kill brown children in wars for cheap oil >-blam!-ing imbecile adults, idiotic spoiled entitled younger generations >play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals >no culture > island mentality stronger than Japan's >shit education >works like a mule but can’t take vacations >take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role >assassinates citizens with drones >shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis > obligatory 30% tip in all restaurants or public facebook shaming >average citizen owns at least 3 guns >still uses imperial system > use gas guzzeling 5 miles per gallon minivans for 15-minute shopping trips >still tortures >still has death penalty >quarter of the population is in prison > legally allowed to murder any salesman as soon as he sets one foot on your porch > for that purpose blind and insane people can legally own assault rifles >banana republic levels of income inequality >high crime despite wealth >high poverty despite wealth >injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas >majority of population denies evolution >draconian levels of military spending >mutilate their babby's genitals >3rd world murder rate > so democratic that they only have 2 political parties >govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil >govt can legally tap your phone >govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library >govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon > overall delusion that all of this makes up the greatest country on earth EDIT: For those of you who wish to learn more about American culture, I highly recommend this documentary on the subject (linked above).