This TWAB seemed hollow and empty like the Hive. So here is my take: This week in Destiny News "You're dead, but your 1st Generation Console just doesn't know it yet." Divine fist Kenshiro cited as inspiration for PVP Crossplay development. Multiple unconfirmed reports continue of players exploding in crucible while their opponents take no damage. Trials suspended, Saint 14 cluelessly feeding Pidgeons. Saladdin and Shaxx silent. Foul Play suspected. Amid Crucible drama, the Iron Lag returns. Feeling a little "Crabby" or "Salty", don't worry, maybe you just need a change of armor. Mystery widens as game controllers found embedded in monitors and TV's worldwide. Gaming insiders baffled "we haven't see anything on this scale since the Wii remote wrist strap debacle. " In related news - Electronic Manufacturer optimism rises. Record 1st Qtr TV / Next Gen console sales projected. Music from the Crypt... Nero fiddles as the franchise Solar Burns? Data reveals only 10% of players had listened to awesome Raid music prior to forum release. Side Arm user suspected in series of Fallen lost sector massacres...No motive identified and Nothing but Manacles reported missing. As Vanguard leaders rush to reassure Fallen allies and bring assailant(s) to justice, spokeswoman Ikora expressed confidence in a quick resolution, since almost nobody uses Side Arms. We broke it and you paid for it... Announcement confirms All Fun with Destiny Exotics to cease indefinitely in Season 15. "They're just too Fun." Now that streamers leaked the existence of OP builds, said items have been disabled by the architects to prevent a more widespread Casual Fun Outbreak. Make sure to read the weekly recap of other "new" broken stuff acknowledged as being broken, and likely to remain broken for at least 24 more weeks. Related: Finding the Crit Spot. Do Wyvern actually have one or is it just a myth? Dead Eye solution Rockets to forefront. Cryptarch general strike and shortage of supplies due to Vex invasion leads to weekly rationing. Players voice displeasure with newly imposed weekly limit on highly focused glowing balls. Random Guardian freezing continues. No, it's not Stasis to blame this time. Multiple Guardians report being rewarded with periods of "time out". Guardians are required to reload their characters after an appropriate amount of choice language. Developers offered no comments at this time. News Alert: "Bonus for Destiny 2 play testers rescinded". Speculation swirls as Nerfs indicate effective play testing may not have been conducted...leaving developers scrambling once again. "They may have been mislead by a Witch" Anonymous Streamer reveals. "Who tried to kill the Goose with a Golden Gun?" Months old, half eaten doughnut and strangely patterned burnt toast recovered at scene fuels speculation on future releases. UPDATE: After new release hype and strong collector's edition sales, the Goose is reportedly alive but in serious condition. Dr. touts good music as key to recovery... while unamed Players hint that an increase of Fun coupled with continued solid gunplay, is effective. Witch Queen's spell over community may prove to be most important factor. Good news story of the week - Is your arm sore from throwing money? Thanks for all the Donations (and preorders) Pat yourself on the backside... putting your wallet away. Display your emblem for all to see. T-shirts in the mail. Tess announces Going out of business Sale: Eververse Must Go!! Just Kidding, we made you look. Eververse is not going anywhere. In typical Tess fashion, all prices are actually doubled due to FOMO. Key supplier Fen Church indicted for suspected trafficking in Smallen, cosmetic price gouging, and other shader business dealings. Intrigue abounds as long estranged Royal siblings are re-united with little fanfare. Youngest sibling claims amnesia is result of "ghostly" encounter? Personal guard remains silent regarding rumors of her hand in deadly assault and cover up. Was this the case of a love triangle gone bad? Mysterious Witch trapped in crystal may hold the answers. And in local news- Destiny Gamer suffers bizarre case of beer streaming uncontrollably from his nose. Fireteam members: "We don't know what happened, one minute we were discussing the TWAB comments and then..." Bungie Staff - All kidding aside Destiny is a good game. So no hard feelings and thanks for all the good things over the last 7 years. There have been moments, and I may criticize or poke fun, but all in all I haven't regretted playing. Fellow Guardians. Hope you got a laugh. I realized I have been taking the game too seriously because I enjoy it and wanted to see it improve. I will still play but this is my last post on this forum for a long while... So wishing you all well in the real world. Take a break, get outside, smile, and laugh (after you swallow your drink). Enjoy the weekend and help a neighbor, family member, friend, or better yet, a complete stranger... and keep a tight grip on your controller if you decide to play Iron Banner. I am dying to play against you... just look at my KD. 😅 Cheers 🍻

Up the drop rate of lost sector exotics, I am sick of you wasting my time

Thought your anti cheat system was in place?? 🤔 Yet I’ve just had [b][i]another[/i][/b] match with the player I reported the other day taking [b]NO[/b] damage from three players!! The lies your company spouts! Good luck trying to relaunch Trials [b]again[/b] next week. You’re going to need it 🤣

The trash p2p connection is allowing players to deal damage and 1 shot past normal damage ranges. I.e. shatterdive

Tell the people there (pvp team) they’re not doing a great job. Idk who is in their ear but you guys lost my preorder money. I refunded because pvp is not for (everyone) like advertised. Maybe y’all should stop catering to grown people that are trying to profit off your product. Y’all made these guys but are acting like they make you. Finally, yes pvp is worse than ever and the anti cheat is already compromised Edit: sacrificing thousands to keep a few happy is bad business

Honest questions: Can we have confirmation that the drop rates for nightfall weapons were lowered? Were the drop rates in legendary lost sectors also lowered? Last but not least, after 6 months of community backlash towards Stasis in pvp, and how much people don’t like to be slowed or frozen, and after you acknowledged this and decided to tune it, WHY ADD MORE OF THESE STASIS EFFECTS IN PVE? Not mad, just very curious to see if we as a a community actually get answers to these questions. Thank you much. Edit: Example of new stasis effect in PVE- Chill Touch as well as scorn having stasis now.

You could've skipped this week's twab, waste of time reading.

#FREETRANSMOG Changing armor appearance should be the same as changing shaders. Just point and click. Literally no one would prefer the current system to this. Bungie it’s time to admit you’ve made a mistake like you did with Sunsetting. Please change this.

And we're back to downvotes to oblivion. That didn't take long.

Everyone please stop bungie deserves less hate Edit: it's kinda tiring to see full grown adults whine like toddlers

Add lag and teleportations in pve activities are -blam!-. Game feels outdated

So much anger. Children, please try to behave.

Maybe time to address why your crucible matchmaing is so bad?

No useful info in this one.