[quote][b]The sheriff walks into the dimly lit bar of HoThs. He sits at the counter[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Water, please [b]HoTh[/b]: Water, eh? [quote][b]HoTh fills the cold glass with tap water and spits a loogie in it. There's always been rivalry between Hoth and Lee but no one knows why to this day[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Birthdays soon right? [b]HoTh[/b] Yep, [b]<insert date here because OP can't remember>[/b]. [b]Lee[/b]: Happy birthday. [b]HoTH[/b]: What about you? [b]Lee[/b]: Today, actually [quote][b]HoTh takes a deep breath and clean a new glass and pours water in it. No spit this time. Lee gives an acknowledging smile[/b][/quote] [b]Lee[/b]: Thanks man [b]HoTH[/b]: No problem, go crazy dude [quote][b]Lee has too many rounds of water to count. He passes out on the counter. When he wakes up he sees Loot Crate and Ems[/b][/quote] [b]Ems[/b]: Happy birthday! [i]*Crate opens and a flyer flies into Lee's face. It's a big tiddy anime girl drawing*[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: Damnit crate, you know I'm doing NNN! [b]Loot Crate[/b]: For when you're done bro [b]Lee[/b]: ... Thank you [b]Ems[/b]: Why are you moping around? [b]Lee[/b]: Real shit dawg, I hate my birthday [b]Ems[/b]: Why? [b]Lee[/b]: I don't know, it just makes me sick to my stomach. Hey since it's my birthday, can I be on words of wisdom? [quote][b]Ems instantly falls over laughing with tears in her eyes. Crate begins vibrating with laughter as well[/b][/quote] [b]Ems[/b]: [b][i][u]HHAAAA![/u][/i][/b] Even if it was still going you know you wouldn't get in! [b]Lee[/b]: Damnit! [b]Ems[/b]: We got you a cupcake from the bakery. I think it's pickled flavored? You can thank crate for that [b]Crate[/b]: [i]hehehehe[/i] [b]Lee[/b]: Just like mama used to make! Thanks guys [quote][b]And so the four sat in silence drinking and listening to the echoes of laughter from the others within the bar. They enjoyed themselves[/b][/quote] [spoiler]Thanks for making my birthday better guys, little bit of a wholesome post but whatever[/spoiler]