The sheriff is out of town. TIME FOR SOME DISORDER!
*Flips table*
Alright well I’m all done for the day, got some bad guy stuff to do.
Take care
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#Offtopic
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*Pours milk before cereal*
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*flips a miniature kid's table* Anarchy yaaayy!
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4 RepliesI'm gonna punch everyone's buns.
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7 RepliesEdited by DooDooFart: 8/10/2019 4:13:05 AMTime to carpet the kitchen!
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Pie vs Cake Part 3 goes up in 2 days, I’ll be sure it’s hectic.
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ALRIGHT! TIME FOR SOME CHAOS! *tidies up the room* HAHA, YES! ANARCHY!
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Just in time for me to start back up my Mafia deals.
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2 RepliesHey does anyone want an n-word pass I got like 10 from Obama
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*wipes shoes on couch* Somebody stop me [spoiler]👁 👁 👃 👄[/spoiler]
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*I knock over the sheriff's coffee that was sitting on his desk* I love the smell of chaos in the morning
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I as A loyal bounty hunter of the sherif i will not let this happen.
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2 RepliesYES TIME FOR SOME DISORDER! *Slightly moves desk to the left That’ll teach them.
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1 Reply*starts chanting to summon a powerful demon that can rip reality in two*
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5 RepliesWhile they're distracted, let's steal all of their left socks!
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>:( [spoiler]Sorry Partner, but You’ve Yeed your last Haw [/spoiler]
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4 Replies[quote]The sheriff is out of town. TIME FOR SOME DISORDER! *Flips table* Alright well I’m all done for the day, got some bad guy stuff to do. Take care[/quote] Was this playing as you commited that heinous act?
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Scandalous!
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Wait...I know you...
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Check your dms
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I would buuuuuuut I’ve been punching crap all day so I’ll do something horrible tomorrow trust me
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6 Replies*the police, completely puzzled without the sheriff, study the table to see which horrible criminal flipped it. So confused are they that they call in the consulting detective warlock Holmes. The warlock looks at the table for a couple seconds and instantly says the word virus before walking away.* “Aren’t you going to help us catch him mister Holmes?” A police officer asked “What Crimes are he accused of” the detective responded. “Terrible ones mister Holmes. He bloody flipped a table. That is punishable by 100 years in the worst prison that can ever exist” the police man replied “You guys are taking this to seriously. You are probably reading a law book from a different planet. Probably Capatorious-3. They seem to like there wooden tables a little to much on that planet. Just go to a pub officers. First round of tea is on me.” Then warlock stated. *the police man turned and looked at his comrades utterly confused. Yes they where looking at a law book from a distant planet, meaning virus really want accused of anything besides minor disorder here and who want to chance a super villain for minor disorder, but they where bit confused about that. They where confused because they didn’t know pubs served tea. He looked back to the detective to question him but Holmes was already gone.* [spoiler]i made up that planet name right on the spot. Boom! I’m proud of myself. Sorry if the format or grammar is wrong I really cannot care less. Just one question. Why did I write this?[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWoah woah me, cobalt, and pencil are temporary sheriffs
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Edited by InfernoValkyro: 8/9/2019 5:58:09 PMThat was pointless what i just did
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*Sits in recliner and watches while drinking rum and eating molasses cookies*
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Yea!! After we destroy EA will will destroy....well...ummm..stuff!!!!yea!!!
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My time has come! *shifts all mailbox flax in the city to “up”. Next, I shall hack in to every dispenser in the city and program them to not accept any currency, digital or physical!