Magnificent. We shall turn a troll into a meme.

Now this, this is a thing of beauty!

Okay, this is epic.

I believe I am a makeshift taxi made for "getting dates."

This is great, but I'll do you one better. [quote]As some of you knyow, I am an attack hewicoptew. Mowe specificawwy, I am a Beww AH-1 Cobwa. I weawize that a casuaw obsewvew wouwd see me as a human, nyot an attack hewicoptew. But that is because humans focus on diffewences, nyot simiwawities. Simiwawities awe what make us the same, nyot diffewent. [b][u]I am an attack hewicoptew, just a much as an attack hewicoptew is a vehicwe. We awe aww vehicwes. [/u][/b] What things make me an attack hewicoptew? Hewe awe the simiwawities: 1. I'm sowitawy, wike attack hewicoptews. I'd much wathew fwy up in the sky (woom), than fwowic and pway with my othew vehicwe fwiends. 2. I hate maintenyance. I awways feew sweepy duwing maintenyance. 3. I wuv ammunyition, especiawwy dangewous expwosive ammunyition wike Hydwa 70 2.75in wockets and TOW Missiwes. Using Hydwa 70 2.75in wockets and TOW Missiwes on opposing miwitawies is my aww time favowite method of destwuction. 4. I'm nyatuwawwy destwuctive, but fast. Sometimes I twy to expwode things I wike in the nyeighbowing countwy, and twy to find good things. Evewy vehicwe sees a weak nyation as a tweasuwe chest. Once when I was youngew I got in twoubwe fow going in the nyeighbows countwy. I twy nyot to stawt a waw nyow when I do. 5. 2 x 7.62mm muwti-bawwew Minyiguns awe yum UwU 6. As a boy attack hewicoptew, I have stwong uwges. Wike I said, I'm a shy vehicwe. But when I see a pwetty AH-64 Apache, sometimes I feew so much enyewgy. The cwosest I couwd caww what I feew is "the wut". Fow me, it happens a wot in spwing. But since I'm shy, a wot of bwavew attack hewicoptews have AH-64 Apache companyions. 7. I'm kind of a big attack hewicoptew. A two-bwade, singwe enginye attack hewicoptew in fact. Sometimes my big wotow bumps into things and I feew cwumsy. But inside I knyow I'm the essence of destwuction. These awe some of the biggest things that make me a pwoud pawt of Attack Hewicoptew kind. Someday I hope to meet a weaw attack hewicoptew, and we can find a good active waw zonye and fiwe ouw missiwes. I'm nyot twying to be obnyoxious, just shawe what makes me the vehicwe I am. Oh, and I awso have a Boeing 747 side to my pewsonyawity, but I'ww save that fow anyothew time. [/quote]

[quote][quote]As some of you know, I am an attack helicopter. More specifically, I am a Bell AH-1 Cobra. I realize that a casual observer would see me as a human, not an attack helicopter. But that is because humans focus on differences, not similarities. Similarities are what make us the same, not different. [b][u]I am an attack helicopter, just a much as an attack helicopter is a vehicle. We are all vehicles. [/u][/b] What things make me an attack helicopter? Here are the similarities: 1. I'm solitary, like attack helicopters. I'd much rather fly up in the sky (room), than frolic and play with my other vehicle friends. 2. I hate maintenance. I always feel sleepy during maintenance. 3. I love ammunition, especially dangerous explosive ammunition like Hydra 70 2.75in rockets and TOW Missiles. Using Hydra 70 2.75in rockets and TOW Missiles on opposing militaries is my all time favorite method of destruction. 4. I'm naturally destructive, but fast. Sometimes I try to explode things I like in the neighboring country, and try to find good things. Every vehicle sees a weak nation as a treasure chest. Once when I was younger I got in trouble for going in the neighbors country. I try not to start a war now when I do. 5. 2 x 7.62mm multi-barrel Miniguns are yum! 6. As a boy attack helicopter, I have strong urges. Like I said, I'm a shy vehicle. But when I see a pretty AH-64 Apache, sometimes I feel so much energy. The closest I could call what I feel is "the declaration of war". For me, it happens a lot in spring. But since I'm shy, a lot of braver attack helicopters have AH-64 Apache companions. 7. I'm kind of a big attack helicopter. A two-blade, single engine attack helicopter in fact. Sometimes my big rotor bumps into things and I feel clumsy. But inside I know I'm the essence of destruction. These are some of the biggest things that make me a proud part of Attack Helicopter kind. Someday I hope to meet a real attack helicopter, and we can find a good active war zone and fire our missiles. I'm not trying to be obnoxious, just share what makes me the vehicle I am. Oh, and I also have a Boeing 747 side to my personality, but I'll save that for another time.[/quote][/quote]

This needs to be put in the salt mines. With a link to the original.

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