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Edited by BenjyX55:
7/20/2015 4:30:24 PM
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Atheists are assholes, witnessed firsthand.
Let me start by saying that I recently joined a new religion. I won't say which one because I don't want to start a flame war. Helping me learn about this new religion was an old friend of my father's. He was traveling, and I was accompanying him so that I could study with him.
Unfortunately, we didn't have any transportation of our own, so we had to get a ride from a stranger. He seemed ok at first, maybe a little egotistical. But when the old man and I began discussing our religion, that's when he showed his true colors. He said he didn't believe in those old legends, that in his experience there was no such thing as what we were talking about. I asked him what he believed, and he said that he chalked everything up to luck.
My father's friend kept his cool better than I did. I could tell that this guy thought I was a moron. I wished I could have just left, but the odds of us finding another ride were pretty much nonexistent. I was forced to sit back and watch this guy's hairy friend lose sorely to one of my uncle's servants at chess. It was going to be a long flight to Alderaan.
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2 RepliesI cant say that is assholeish and swing how I am atheist respect your and his choice. The truth is is: I don't care what you guys spend your time doing.
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Edited by chittyshwimp: 8/8/2015 12:24:48 AM[quote]atheists are assholes because one gave me and an older man a ride while hitch hiking and disagreed with our religion. I wanted to leave but didn't want to risk being stuck without a ride, despite the fact that I believe members of my religion are so much nicer than everyone else. I have faith in my newly found god, but not enough to pray for another ride, despite being stuck in an atheists car who gave us a ride out of the kindness of his heart. [/quote] That about right op? Edit: didn't read the third paragraph. Damn you, OP.
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You can tell who didn't read the entire post.
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but a good one
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Took me a minute...... Then the idea [i]forced[/i] itself into my mind
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Edited by xFresh: 8/7/2015 11:29:06 PM
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TOP Well done, OP. I didn't get it until the very end.
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3 RepliesAtheist can be just as bas as those who are bad at their religion, if not worse.
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X-Wings can't melt Death Star beams.
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Edited by Leperous Itch: 8/7/2015 8:23:10 PMOh.. Never mind.
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My brain imploded. I was then sexually abused by my hamster
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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9 RepliesCorrection, people are as[i][/i]sholes
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2 RepliesEdited by Herbalist: 7/20/2015 5:04:17 PMMany floodians died bringing us this information.
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2 RepliesI love these posts that are being made where you suddenly realize what is going on. Especially the Star Wars ones XD
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4 RepliesThe amount of people who didn't read the whole post is astounding...
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1 ReplyEdited by Etheric Peace: 7/29/2015 10:00:42 PMKid logic, because one person in a religious group says something then that means every single one has to be the same. It does not work that way.
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2 RepliesSo someone that doesn't have the same beliefs as you is an asshole....typical religious person.
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Edited by Raw Sugar: 8/6/2015 7:06:22 PMI knew alderaan sounded familiar. Lmfaoooo This is how trolling is done btw.
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I freaking knew it!
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2 RepliesALDERAAN WILL RISE AGAIN!
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1 ReplyI don't get it
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May the bump be with you.
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2 RepliesHoly crap thats kinda messed to insult them. Read the dam bible cause your taking the wrong approach. Im religious also but you must be like New cause this is a messed thread
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2 RepliesAlderaan? What the heck?
