Any memories of your childhood you remember due to embarrassment? Shock? Shame?
The two I remember are when my dad came into my room in the dark dresses as darth vader and scared the shit outta me (I was 5) and when I watched my first jumpscare on YouTube...I screamed.
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5 Replieswatched my dad get hit by a log truck, pierced his stomach in front of me. i was 9 at the airport
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1 ReplyI don't know if it's a childhood scar but it happened when I was 13 I don't want to remember it honestly, I've been trying to forget ever sincs
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I ate a -blam!-ing dead lizard/gecko when I was 3 or 4
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I remember Sarge telling me that, as a kid, he saw a man who [i]claimed[/i] to be his uncle do this thing with a garden hose that still haunts him to this day.
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33 RepliesWhen the original bionicle ended
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My brother
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2 RepliesFinding out Santa wasn't real.... :(
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I rather not get dark on people
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7 RepliesGetting scared of the Balrog of Morgoth from LOTR when I was a kid. It was the stuff of nightmares for me back then.
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My parents fighting.
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>sees uncle >gets pulled into bedroom >wtf.wav >gets it in the butt >cries for days >gets aunt >pussy.png
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28 RepliesEdited by hasty: 2/19/2015 2:22:28 PMWent to a party when I was 13, drank two litres of vodka to myself within an hour. Spent the next week suffering serious alcohol poisoning while my parents dismissed it as overreacting to a hangover. The 7th day I was retching so hard I was forcing myself to drink water mid-vomiting just to actually bring something up and relieve the pressure and acid burn until i tore something in my stomach and developed an arterial bleed. Called out for my mum to help and when she came to my room I was covered in bright red fresh blood (too weak to move to vomit in the toilet or a bowl by then) She totally freaked out thinking I was dead, and phoned for an ambulance. Passed out in the ambulance, woke up in hospital with wires and tubes sticking into me and the doctors saying I'd lost so much blood they weren't sure if I'd survive. Spent four days in hospital. Before this happened I weighed fourteen and a half stone, came out of hospital just over nine stone. Safe to say I don't drink alcohol anymore. Edit: oh and one time my brother wrapped me up in plastic wrap from head to toe so I couldn't move a millimeter, with just a small hole to breathe through. He then left me in front of a roaring fire for four hours.
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1 ReplyI got -blam!- by a dear
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2 RepliesLol I was playing football in the street with my best friend and his mom was trashed and probs baked as -blam!-. I got the ball and went right she was there blocking and it was 2 hand touch as we were like 10 and she said "I'm going to suffocate you under my skirt!"
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Was at a park with my favorite toy truck (very first one, very special) and some kid followed me down the slide, I slipped on my way out, dropping the toy, the kid stole it, and his mom never gave it back. I was close to crying.
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2 RepliesAn enlarged grapefruit
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I was 10 years old... going down my driveway in a red wagon that is rusty as crap... and then we get to the grass, grass is wet, wagon flings me forward, is tree in front of me.
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3 RepliesMy mother killed me when I was 12
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My dad was flipping through Channels and stopped on some random show. A guy and a chick were making out, but the guy got a static shock on his lip. He ripped half the woman's face off revealing her to be an android. She torn off he own hand revealing a gun and started shooting the guy up real bad. I was only 4.
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One of the "marvellous misadventures of flapjack " episodes
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1 ReplySeeing hunger games for the first time... It was when everyone rushed at the cornucopia and it shows all the dead people with their chests ripped open and such.
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3 RepliesWell I got some cool physical scars. Was playing tag with little bro. I think I was like 6. My brother locks me in a sun room at a hotel, behind a glass door....I was not about to lose a game of tag....I tackled through that glass door into my bro. Earned myself some cool scars from the glass, and won the game
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1 ReplyEdited by Elite-Hunter_17: 4/2/2015 2:51:01 AMDon't laugh... But there was this homeless man that would stand by my bus stop every morning before I went to school. And then one morning when I went to catch the bus, my mom and brother were present with me by the way, the homeless man started shouting unusually loud while flailing his jacket around. His dirty ass jacket actually knocked me right upside my head, and covered my face. I started freaking out, my brother is dying from laughter, everyone else stands by in awe, while my mom is trying desperately to get the jacket off of me... Which she eventually did. I was scared as hell to go back to that bus stop for awhile after that incident ;_;
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