They are both genetic filth and our lord will have nothing to do with them.
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CNN? More like fox! [spoiler]lel[/spoiler]
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That's right. Hail satan!
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[quote]That's right. Hail satan![/quote] Satan is no lord. The bringer of salvation is lord.
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The bringer of salvation is Buddha
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[quote]The bringer of salvation is Buddha[/quote] Buddha should be lynched and dragged through the streets because of his heresy.
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And jesus should be brutally beaten and nailed to a tree to make up for the millions killed in his name. Oooohhhhh......oh no...
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[quote]And jesus should be brutally beaten and nailed to a tree to make up for the millions killed in his name. Oooohhhhh......oh no...[/quote] He died for our imperfections and so we could go to heaven. His sacrifice was the most noble sacrifice ever. That is why he returned to us later.
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No he didn't.
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He most definitely did
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Pics or didn't happen
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[quote]Pics or didn't happen[/quote] It's written in literature which is better than pics
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Lol so pathetic, if we bide by that logic then the Mr.men are real. Your a wizard Harry! And Vampires are real. 0-0
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Edited by Syb3rwulf: 2/6/2015 5:10:26 PMDracula was written in literature and I believe that he rose from the dead. Are jesus and Dracula the same person?
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[quote]Dracula was written in literature and I believe that he rose from the dead. Are jesus and Dracula the same person?[/quote] Jesus isn't in a fictional book though
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Neither is Dracula
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Dracula is as pure as Jesus and there is a reason Christianity is the biggest religion in the world.
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No silly Pastafarianism is the biggest religion in the world. If you want to give up your sinful ways so you can return to the great colander in the sky, his noodlie appendage will lift you up from your wickedness.
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[quote]No silly Pastafarianism is the biggest religion in the world. If you want to give up your sinful ways so you can return to the great colander in the sky, his noodlie appendage will lift you up from your wickedness.[/quote] I don't think that is a thing better but it proves you aren't worth Gods time.
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He is real! See, here he is creating the first man, Adam West.
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[quote]He is real! See, here he is creating the first man, Adam West.[/quote] I just looked it up than isn't near the most popular religion.
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Yes it is. It goes Pastafarianism, then Jediism, MLPism, and THEN Christianity.
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It goes Islam at 1.3 billion and then Christianity at 1.2 billion. I'd like to see where your getting your information from.
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There was a tree on fire in my backyard. It told me everything I know and taught me to be a good guy. Then I couldn't get my gf knocked up so she bought a female slave so I could make babies with her.
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[quote]There was a tree on fire in my backyard. It told me everything I know and taught me to be a good guy. Then I couldn't get my gf knocked up so she bought a female slave so I could make babies with her.[/quote] So?
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I want you to denounce this false idol and accept Allah into your heart.