The only real reason there is no baconator is because the cards are taking over. Its as simple as that.
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No the cards have bungie this is not good they clam the lives of people every day we have to stop them!!!!
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No. There is no stopping them. It is only a matter of time. Code W. I REPEAT! CODE W!!!
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CODE W!!!!!!!!!
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IS CODE W WHERE WE SCREAM ABOUT CODE W?!?!?
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THE CARDS!!!!!!!
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THE CARDS KNOW ABOUT CODE W?!?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!
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IF THEY KNOW THEN WE MAY BE DOOMED
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SHOULD WE START MAKING A CULT AND WORSHIPPING THE CARDS IN ALL THEIR ETERNAL GLORY?!?