1. It was a dare
2. Not my fault, Tucker did it
3. It looked fun
4. I thought this was a dream
5. I'm lonely
6. Sleep walking
7. My mom punished me for staying up five minutes after bed time
8. I couldn't read the instructions
9. I never want to have kids, so I'm vacuuming out my spurm
10. You do it, don't judge
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11. shaved pubes and wanted to clean off extra hair.