EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT AHEAD, PLEASE VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION [spoiler]Introduction (Unfinished) IF YOU CAME TO HEAR ME BEG YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! I'VE DECIDED WE NEED TO GET REACQUAINTED. This is an introduction to the world of me it's not about anything else so bitch please. I am little white boy so don't tell the ghost of Michael. They've named me Slim Shady 2.0 cuz I'm trampling all these hoes. I stay Starstruck while I'm spilling white girls Starbucks. Make Her pissed. Sorry gal but I couldn't resist. Woops I slept through school again. I wish I wasn't such a hooligan. Always Taunting the school children. They've taunted me my whole life. Today is a different story because now I have the will to fight. So all you assholes please step aside. I used to be like somebody save me, I'm so -blam!-ing terrified of a pissy voice in circulating in my thoughts. I'm so helpless, they can't be fought. Now I stand united with myself, so go kill yourself. Went to gym and had this Spanish girl tell me I was retarted. I got back at her by twisting her titties until she sharted. Little bitch didn't know my life story but I knew hers. She illegally crossed the border and infected people with swine flu. I could tell she had a bad case of it, she looked like a wild pig from the zoo. Oh boohoo, you ended up cutting yourself because of what I said. Maybe you'll learn to not be such a prick and cause me this dread. Like the flu bitches are widespread, just wait until I get your ass and stick a cannoli up there. Not sexually towards you at all, because when I see you my dick gets as soft as a NERF dodgeball. Oh and Speaking of sexual preferences, someone once asked, Yo Flipyap Booty or Boobies? I replied that Booty when I'm judgin, but them titties when I'm lovin. This is an introduction to the world of me. It's not about anything else so bitch please. I wrote this rap with one hand. My other hand is creamed In my pants. I'm done with all you -blam!- heads. Go ahead NSA send your Feds. Time to pull a gun out of my gut. Putting you down like a Korean mutt. It's fun to kill and be a kill joy. -blam!- shit like Uncle Roy. I'm in your bed with your mother all night. Until I found out she was a hermaphrodite. Woops I just slit her throat with a knife. Best Go to court and -blam!- the judges wife. Woops I just slit her throat too. Might as well maker her into soup. Call my dish the wife beater. Not the type of top you guilty cheater. I'm gonna continue to spit and not cease to quit. Grabbing bitches clits with my dick. Slitting assholes throats with only a toothpick. Then Cap some -blam!- like a Westbro mobster. Finally I fly away on a broomstick like Harry Potter. This is an introduction to the world of me, it's not about anything else so bitch please. My heart pumps black bood. My knife creates red blood. My dick on the other hand creates white blood on your mothers -blam!-ing face like icing on a cake. (To be continued)[/spoiler]