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7/2/2008 1:21:45 PM
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Watermelon the new Viagra?
Has the zing gone out of your love life? You might want to try eating a slice of watermelon. Not only is it delicious, but it just might increase your [url=http://www.ajc.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/accessatlanta/chatter/entries/2008/07/02/watermelon_the.html]libido.[/url]
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There is an old Arab saying: "A woman for procreation, a boy for pleasure, but a melon for ecstasy." Don't blame me, you brought it up.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kalzilla Jerry Seinfeld realized it though. It was in a Seinfeld episode years ago only it was a different kind of melon. [/quote] A mango is not a melon silly kid!
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Ideal situation: You walk into bar with watermelon. Girl says "Thats a nice melon you have there." You say "This is nothing compared to yours." Leave bar together and have a wild night of watermelon induced sex.
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I would settle for just straight melon grabbing
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilkPopShot I understand that....thats why I am proposing that we physically bring them into the bar...futhermore it could be looked at as a conversation piece[/quote] You could also go to the bar dressed up as a power-ranger and get people talking, but it isnt common. ...actually, I might try that...
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Anyone want to grab some Watermelon with me?
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I understand that....thats why I am proposing that we physically bring them into the bar...futhermore it could be looked at as a conversation piece
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilkPopShot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAT G0DAM FUNK Funny you should post this. I ate a crapload of watermelon last night. Tonight, I take it to the local bars.[/quote] LOL...the thought of bringing in a watermelon to a bar would be quite amusing....Maybe we can start this trend across the country.....Imagine Hooters being packed with guys eating watermelon...all the while looking at melons[/quote] I am not sure he meant bring the watermelon to the bar with him... Maybe I am wrong. I thought he just meant take it as in take himself.
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Has there been any research done on other melons? Can honey dew make you stronger? Does Cantelope make your hair grow back?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAT G0DAM FUNK Funny you should post this. I ate a crapload of watermelon last night. Tonight, I take it to the local bars.[/quote] LOL...the thought of bringing in a watermelon to a bar would be quite amusing....Maybe we can start this trend across the country.....Imagine Hooters being packed with guys eating watermelon...all the while looking at melons
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Funny you should post this. I ate a crapload of watermelon last night. Tonight, I take it to the local bars.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilkPopShot Dam straight....I will buy a 10 piece bucket and eat it through out the course of several days. Makes me feel guilty though...Actually i'm feeling guilty know....must go work out prior to halo tonight...then maybe a bucket of KFC to offset the excersize[/quote] I have mentioned before, 1 hour of sex burns 300 calories. You just need to have 49 hours of sex.
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Dam straight....I will buy a 10 piece bucket and eat it through out the course of several days. Makes me feel guilty though...Actually i'm feeling guilty know....must go work out prior to halo tonight...then maybe a bucket of KFC to offset the excersize
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilkPopShot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound That's ironic, I'm eating watermelon right now![/quote] all you need is some chicken wings[/quote] I'm white.[/quote] Im white too, but I can never turn down a big bucket of KFC. My dad loves it too.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilkPopShot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound That's ironic, I'm eating watermelon right now![/quote] all you need is some chicken wings[/quote] I'm white.[/quote] I'm mexican so what gives.....Chicken wing tacos?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilkPopShot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound That's ironic, I'm eating watermelon right now![/quote] all you need is some chicken wings[/quote] I'm white.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaThByQUagM1re [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Someth1ng Sh1ny [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaThByQUagM1re So if the watermelon works really well, do you call a farmer if you get an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?[/quote] You brag to the farmer.[/quote] I was thinking you could ask for his daughter or a farm animal for relief, but that works too.[/quote] Well, if he was impressed enough, I'd suppose he could give up a daughter or some twins.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Someth1ng Sh1ny [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaThByQUagM1re So if the watermelon works really well, do you call a farmer if you get an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?[/quote] You brag to the farmer.[/quote] I was thinking you could ask for his daughter or a farm animal for relief, but that works too.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SilkPopShot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound That's ironic, I'm eating watermelon right now![/quote] all you need is some chicken wings[/quote] Fried?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound That's ironic, I'm eating watermelon right now![/quote] all you need is some chicken wings
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That's ironic, I'm eating watermelon right now!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaThByQUagM1re So if the watermelon works really well, do you call a farmer if you get an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?[/quote] You brag to the farmer.
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So if the watermelon works really well, do you call a farmer if you get an erection lasting longer than 4 hours?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spoonage UK I love watermelon so much more now.[/quote]I've always loved watermelon.
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The erection would be the better choice
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] im Jack with 4 I can't eat watermelon, if I do I can't breathe...[/quote] Well, I guess you have a difficult decision to make. Would you rather be able to get that erection you always wanted, or breathe?
