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Edited by Jocus:
1/21/2015 3:43:33 AM
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You are now having sex with the next thing you see.
You will now have sex with the next thing you see that isn't the device you are using. Then tell me what it is.
[b]The Best so Far:
[u]I can't fukin keep up!!![/u][/b]
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My eyes are locked onto the screen. Help! O_O
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A bag of popcorn
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My hand. Well. Could've been worse.
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A sprite can is gonna hurt.
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3 RepliesBowl of cheerios... already makes me dangerously erect
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I've memorized my house, so I can walk to the window where the strip club is looking at my device.
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Edited by TheDurk: 10/29/2015 10:26:19 PMWell, this bus seat [i]is[/i] looking awfully sexy...
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Guess I'm gonna keep my eyes closed until I hear someone who sounds attractive
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Guess I'm -blam!-ing my phone. Gonna need a bigger headphone jack.
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A foam cup. Not that bad. Lube up, close fist tight enough, I'll be fine.
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*closes eyes forever*
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1 Replybut the next thing I saw was, [quote]You will now have sex with the next thing you see that isn't the device you are using. Then tell me what it is. [b]The Best so Far: [u]I can't fukin keep up!!![/u][/b][/quote] How do I have sex with that?
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Your post
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A sofa.
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My pc. Taking our relationship to the next level.
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Max from life is strange.
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A door.
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... Meat grinder
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My right hand.
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I bush
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Sister....again
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My gf sweet
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My hoodie. Well. Virgin it is.
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Erm my professor? That's a bit strange, she's young at least.
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A hot pocket
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A stuffed deer puppet named Fawnzy. But truth be told we already had sex today ;^) *kisses puppet*
