You will now have sex with the next thing you see that isn't the device you are using. Then tell me what it is.
[b]The Best so Far:
[u]I can't fukin keep up!!![/u][/b]
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My eyes are locked onto the screen. Help! O_O
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A bag of popcorn
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My hand. Well. Could've been worse.
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A sprite can is gonna hurt.
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3 RepliesBowl of cheerios... already makes me dangerously erect
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I've memorized my house, so I can walk to the window where the strip club is looking at my device.
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Edited by TheDurk: 10/29/2015 10:26:19 PMWell, this bus seat [i]is[/i] looking awfully sexy...
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Guess I'm gonna keep my eyes closed until I hear someone who sounds attractive
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Guess I'm -blam!-ing my phone. Gonna need a bigger headphone jack.
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A foam cup. Not that bad. Lube up, close fist tight enough, I'll be fine.
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*closes eyes forever*
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1 Replybut the next thing I saw was, [quote]You will now have sex with the next thing you see that isn't the device you are using. Then tell me what it is. [b]The Best so Far: [u]I can't fukin keep up!!![/u][/b][/quote] How do I have sex with that?
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Your post
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A sofa.
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My pc. Taking our relationship to the next level.
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Max from life is strange.
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A door.
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... Meat grinder
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My right hand.
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I bush
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Sister....again
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My gf sweet
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My hoodie. Well. Virgin it is.
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Erm my professor? That's a bit strange, she's young at least.
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A hot pocket
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A stuffed deer puppet named Fawnzy. But truth be told we already had sex today ;^) *kisses puppet*