So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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Guardians have weight standards, guy. If you can't fit in the cockpit, or you're too heavy to double-jump, then you don't make the cut. Next time have someone feed you while you're playing, that'll free up your chubby hands. #satire