JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

Destiny

Discuss all things Destiny.
Edited by Raptix: 3/4/2015 6:01:14 PM
562
393
Raptix

If Sepiks Prime was green...

He'd be Sepiks Lime. If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine. Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts! Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
English
#Destiny #fun #puns

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
  • Edited by Chadley: 1/30/2015 3:03:16 AM
    [i]"I used to be a Guardian like you, then I took a Sparrow to the knee. [/i] What's the Cryptarch's favorite music? [spoiler]Blues[/spoiler] Are your pants purple, cuz that ass is legendary! Yo mama so fat, her Ghost is the TRAVELER! Yo mama so dumb, the Exo Stranger had to explain why she didn't have time to explain. Yo mama so fat, that she was the inspiration behind Valus T'Aurc. I tried to bang a Goblin, but it gave me Harpies. What's shorter than Peter Dinklage? [spoiler]Destiny's story.[/spoiler]

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    14 Replies
    1 2
    You are not allowed to view this content.
    ;
    preload icon
    preload icon
    preload icon