"our lord and Saviour, RNGsus, made the world in seven days. herein is the story of it's creation: on the first day, there was nothing, but he [b]broke the ice[/b] of the universe, and began his finest creation of all. on the second day, there was the first of his disciples: the numbers for whom his bidding would be foretold. they knew that there was [b]No Land Beyond [/b]that which they could see, but RNGsus made it so. on the Third day, RNGsus found a [b]Thorn[/b] in his side. for the evil abomination known as the Cryptarch ascended from Hell and came forth, in an effort to lead us to temptation. on the fourth day, the First players made a long and weary road for others to follow. the Road wen tall the way from [b]Monte Carlo[/b] to Old Russia, and beyond the Earth entirely. RNGsus said to them "this holy weapon is too good for thine Xbox heathens, for they do not believe. so he cast it only towards PlayStation pilgrims. on the fifth day, RNGsus had created a [b]Horn [/b]finer than any other, it was so loud it conjured sound itself into fire and brimstone! realising it's power, our saviour kept it locked away, fearing it too dangerous for a mere mortal to wield. only those who allow him to test our faith may walk the earth with it in thy hands. on day six, RNGsus woke to see the land ablaze and burning. the [b]Dragon's Breath [/b]of the evil Cryptarch threatened to consume our world, not unlike the Darkness we wage war against now. with a swift Rocket from his finest creation, he struck down this Devil, and teabagged him for an eternity! it was on the seventh day, that our world was complete. and so RNGsus said his [b]Last Words[/b]: "be lootful, Go Forth and wreck shit, and remember my name" we all owe our lord and saviour a great debt. and those who reject his compassion shall forever face the pain of getting Shards from thy Nightfall! thankyou for your likes, preach the word brother can I get a HALLELUUUJAH!!! that concludes this week's prayer. next week we will go through the 10 commandments of Destiny!