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Edited by The Domain:
1/13/2015 11:52:31 PM
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Have you heard the good news?
A long time ago, a very brave and powerful man did what he could to save man kind. He was kind and caring, but firm and fair. He went through a horrendous ordeal that tortured him for a very long time. Eventually, this great man died for you. To save you. But his death doesn't have to be in vain. If you believe in his light, and stay faithful, you will be rewarded. So please join me in thanks. Join me and thank the Titan Kabr!
[spoiler]alright guys. Turns out that the holy light of kabr has lead me to inadvertently become the greatest troll on the planet. Multiple people have accused me of trolling despite A. Never attempting to offended. B. Having not pissed off any one. And C. Telling multiple commenters not to incite a flame war. Having trolled with out trollig I have earned the name "King of the trolls" may I please have my crown now?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]My crown was stolen by your new king griff. Somehow the position of king is directly related to the crown. So now all supposed trolling in this forum is now griffs problem. Have fun! Edit: he just retired. The troll kingdom is in anarchy, looting and rioting have been reported. Luckily this is the troll kingdom and such is normal. If you are still reading my blathering, congrats. You win the forum.[/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyWhat would Kabr do?
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I love Kabr! Almost thought this was a religious post. I love god too <3
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I want this to be a thing again. And so it was.
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3 RepliesAfter reading the post and some response, I saw no correlation between the words posted and jc. I knew it was in reference to kabr, as we are on the destiny forums. Relax religionists.
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15 RepliesMatthew 12:36 I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak,
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2 RepliesI live my life Like Kabr. I see something I don't like? I hammer it into a shield to repel bullshit
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3 Replies*titan smashes through you're door* but sir! You haven't heard about your lord and savior yet!
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Black Jesus
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Yeah, there's cookies
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12 RepliesHey realise not every one here is atheist. Im Christian and im ride or die for my -blam!- Jesus. Dont come for my god like that or you get murked.😐
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3 RepliesButthurt xtians are butthurt.
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Your message is beautifully worded. Praise to Kabr, our Light and Savior.
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2 RepliesFAO anyone who has jumped down OPs throat: do yourself a favour, and dont watch Monty Pythons The Life of Brian. Ever.
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60 RepliesI personally don't appreciate sacrilegious posts. Troll 0/8 m8
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1 ReplyThought I found a Christian post, left disappointed.
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1 ReplyEdited by RyBradLax: 1/13/2015 11:48:07 PMWhy do people feel the need to say that they are christian and that this offends them? The OP made a joke, laugh or click away. I myself am christian (look at me contradict myself) but I laughed my ass off after reading this!
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6 RepliesGod damn Kabrs witnesses. I'm not buying your shields.
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10 RepliesYour crown shall be made of trolls, held together with jelly
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Egad.... XD Look at what you started! XD
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Praise the Light!
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Bird is word
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5 RepliesShut up OP. Everyone knows Jesus was a hunter. #satire
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27 RepliesYou missed the whole point! Join Me in thanking JESUS!!!!!! Amen Amen
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Hail toland!
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2 RepliesWhat makes Kabr a better prophet than any before him is that he delivers. I do not just have to believe in his light, i can hold it and it actually shields me from danger.
