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Edited by Skelos Badlands:
1/27/2015 3:02:06 AM
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So I wrote a rap
EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT AHEAD, PLEASE VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION [spoiler]Introduction (Unfinished)
IF YOU CAME TO HEAR ME BEG YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED! I'VE DECIDED WE NEED TO GET REACQUAINTED.
This is an introduction to the world of me it's not about anything else so bitch please. I am little white boy so don't tell the ghost of Michael. They've named me Slim Shady 2.0 cuz I'm trampling all these hoes. I stay Starstruck while I'm spilling white girls Starbucks. Make Her pissed. Sorry gal but I couldn't resist. Woops I slept through school again. I wish I wasn't such a hooligan. Always Taunting the school children. They've taunted me my whole life. Today is a different story because now I have the will to fight. So all you assholes please step aside. I used to be like somebody save me, I'm so -blam!-ing terrified of a pissy voice in circulating in my thoughts. I'm so helpless, they can't be fought. Now I stand united with myself, so go kill yourself. Went to gym and had this Spanish girl tell me I was retarted. I got back at her by twisting her titties until she sharted. Little bitch didn't know my life story but I knew hers. She illegally crossed the border and infected people with swine flu. I could tell she had a bad case of it, she looked like a wild pig from the zoo. Oh boohoo, you ended up cutting yourself because of what I said. Maybe you'll learn to not be such a prick and cause me this dread. Like the flu bitches are widespread, just wait until I get your ass and stick a cannoli up there. Not sexually towards you at all, because when I see you my dick gets as soft as a NERF dodgeball. Oh and Speaking of sexual preferences, someone once asked, Yo Flipyap Booty or Boobies? I replied that Booty when I'm judgin, but them titties when I'm lovin. This is an introduction to the world of me. It's not about anything else so bitch please. I wrote this rap with one hand. My other hand is creamed In my pants. I'm done with all you -blam!- heads. Go ahead NSA send your Feds. Time to pull a gun out of my gut. Putting you down like a Korean mutt. It's fun to kill and be a kill joy. -blam!- shit like Uncle Roy. I'm in your bed with your mother all night. Until I found out she was a hermaphrodite. Woops I just slit her throat with a knife. Best Go to court and -blam!- the judges wife. Woops I just slit her throat too. Might as well maker her into soup. Call my dish the wife beater. Not the type of top you guilty cheater. I'm gonna continue to spit and not cease to quit. Grabbing bitches clits with my dick. Slitting assholes throats with only a toothpick. Then Cap some -blam!- like a Westbro mobster. Finally I fly away on a broomstick like Harry Potter. This is an introduction to the world of me, it's not about anything else so bitch please. My heart pumps black bood. My knife creates red blood. My dick on the other hand creates white blood on your mothers -blam!-ing face like icing on a cake. (To be continued)[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesPretty good. Now all you need is some random black hipster in an ally.
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1 ReplyEdited by OspreyDrone: 1/27/2015 4:13:48 AM*comes up with robe for a rap battle* I'm part of the illuminati cuz I be illuminating like a mf painting . I be blowing towers cuz that's what i do with so much power. I got a mf school subject based upon on our symbol of power . We be puttin out flesh eating bacteria cause that's how our criteria roles in controlling the mf population. Nlggah wahh?? We ain't real ? Nlgga you be asking us if we foreal when give you to our gods .dont believe lies , open ya eyes and see for ya own eyes . [spoiler]I pulled out these words out of my ass and don't make sense just thought it'd be funny [/spoiler]
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Rhythm is off as hell! I did enjoy it. Ahh, like half.
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1 ReplyNot bad writing but I need to hear it along with a good beat to be able to enjoy it
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1 ReplyNot bad. Just add a specific beat And make your own style of pronouncing your words And it should be good.
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5 RepliesALL MY SMASHING! *sees this post* "Hey buddy! Good luck! *smashes face into a car so hard Chuck Norris cringes as it turns into a stripper autobot from the force of the blow creating a vortex and killing all in the area releasing Spider-Man who round house rainbow kicks you in the face into the core if Earth making it implode into Morgan Freeman's face which vomits moons to surround your mind as you fly through a target hitting ever pregnant woman within the store as the babies haunt your dreams with sledgehammers and spikes sending you into space to see the Pokemon space whales who are mating in your brain as you wake up in your coffin in my mind inside Earth* ############################# *finds this OP* Hi! *punches face so hard you fly 4000 years into your moms future and into the land of Shia LaBeouf as you eat dead babies and mourn over Morgan Freeman as he cries unicorns over your naked body making you immortal and having stars shoot out of your ears for you to teleport into a walrus eye and see the world of birds and become one with god under his tongue and wake up in a coffin in my mind inside Earth* ############################# Hey dino! *grabs your face and smashes into the ground so hard god cringes as your forcefully deep throated by Earth and millions of Chinease people creating the Godzilla franchise* ############################# *walks out of awesome thread and sees this spoon thread* *walks over to OP* "Hey man you look happy, content and have the spoon, I can take that! *grabs your face and smashes it into the wall so hard you speak Latinease in backwards inception as black holes spew out of your eyes with Stephen hawking crawling from your butt and Morgan Freeman beside you with Yoda on his shoulders narrating in harmony your demise as you fly into a star and explode into millions of planets and implode into rainbow babies with AIDs as they cry molten lava and create the moon stars and earth and wake you up from the dream in a coffin underground in my mind inside Earth* ############################# *grabs face and smashes it into a pole so hard that your body flips inside backwards as the pole pretzels around your body making you an autobot pole as you fly into space and collide with an asteroid exploding into molten diamond and become Morgan Freeman as you descend back into the ocean of earth you explode creating a typhoon in the sky striking you with lightning giving you the powers to teleport into a whales eye to see its space unicorn rainbow dreams as they rainbow roundhouse kick you in the face and you wake up in a coffin in my mind inside Earth*
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Edited by Skelos Badlands: 1/27/2015 3:05:45 AMPls no ban
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1 ReplyI love you FlipYap! ^w^
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Added another rap
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1 ReplyWow... Have you considered making an mp3 file of it and uploading it here?
