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12/20/2004 4:27:32 AM
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Judging before reading; The ultimate guide!
[b]--Now hear this! This thread was intended as a joke! Read accordingly (I find it sad I have to post this, as it is fairly obvious from the content)[/b]
Well now, I know none of you out there in forumland like to bother to actually [i]read[/i] posts to see if they are of good quality, so that's why I have complied this nifty little guide; To let you know the person inside and out before even reading their posts!
[*]Avatar:
An important indicator, to be sure. The most important thing to keep in mind is the game the avatar is from. If it is from halo, they suck and should not be taken seriously. If the avatar is from ONI, they are probbrabbly creepy guys pretending to be girls. If their avatar is Marathon-related, you must worship them on spot. If they have any other avatars, they are dangerous terorists. Also you must take the color of the avatar into consideration. Blue is may favorite color, so if their avatar is blue, you must worship them for all eternity.
[*]Join date:
You know it. The ealier, the better right? Troo Troo. If they have a pre-2004 join date, they are god. treat them accordingly.
[*]Post count:
Most important factor. Quantity=Quality, after all.
[Edited on 12/19/2004 9:50:49 PM]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kritz I think I know why it didn't work... There were no pictrues. Is it me, or does that sound really stupid? I'll go with both. I'm going with 101. I love my avatar. The Marines kick ass. The AR doesn't do good in combat, but it looks cooler then the pistol. >> Kritz (You might b semi-right on the halo avatar thing)[/quote] A picture can be arranged.
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yahoo
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Not you, twitch. The other guy!
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sorry
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sir Smoked lol that was a joke too[/quote] Yeah well, in the process you managed to break several forum rules, insult a respected member and just basically piss me off.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MCs Brother [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sir Smoked almost all people from Texas are -blam!- just like Bush and Texas Ben. I joined today but so WHAT>?? who gives a damn?? I can still pwn you in halo (level 16)[/quote] STFU right now. I tolerate alot of -blam!-, but calling me and my state -blam!- just pisses me off....[/quote] I live in texas...its pretty -blam!-...but not saying the people are
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lol that was a joke too
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sir Smoked almost all people from Texas are -blam!- just like Bush and Texas Ben. I joined today but so WHAT>?? who gives a damn?? I can still pwn you in halo (level 16)[/quote] STFU right now. I tolerate alot of -blam!-, but calling me and my state -blam!- just pisses me off....
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eh? [Edited on 12/19/2004 11:10:14 PM]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kritz I think I know why it didn't work... There were no pictrues. Is it me, or does that sound really stupid? I'll go with both. I'm going with 101. I love my avatar. The Marines kick ass. The AR doesn't do good in combat, but it looks cooler then the pistol. >> Kritz (You might b semi-right on the halo avatar thing)[/quote] I guess you're just a real visual kind of person. Now that you mention it, it is rather difficult to convey some(or most) of my meaning though simply typing.
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or some mary jane like me
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Kritz, didn't I suggest laying off the coffee and [i] relaxing [/i] ?You gotta [i] chill [/i] man. Post that much every time and you'll blow up. Here, have a bubble pipe, brother....
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I think I know why it didn't work... There were no pictrues. Is it me, or does that sound really stupid? I'll go with both. I'm going with 101. I love my avatar. The Marines kick ass. The AR doesn't do good in combat, but it looks cooler then the pistol. >> Kritz (You might b semi-right on the halo avatar thing)
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Oh my god, this is a joke thread!? ...ego...returning to normal size... *whew* ¬_¬
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All the cool kids derive their opinions solely from prejudice.
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I got it too, I remember that stupid avatar thread, I just thought it would be better to reassure Toast that it was a joke.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galaga Junkie Looking at this thread, I think that I'm the only one that got a kick out of this. Everyone else just didn't see that blatant sarcasm, nor did they seem to remember the avatar threads in the Septagon a while back. Damn hippies and their non-existant humor![/quote] At least someone got it...
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Invisi-posts.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghandi 2 Toast, he was joking, I understand why you didn't realize he was joking, since you don't know him. [/quote] I'm glad you calmed me down. [i]*loosens grip on lesson bat*[/i] P.S.- I can never really take a joke.... I'm too damn uptight. Sorry about that.
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Dyarg! Toast should know... he commented on at least one of these kind of jokes before. Whatever. I wash my hands of this thread.
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Looking at this thread, I think that I'm the only one that got a kick out of this. Everyone else just didn't see that blatant sarcasm, nor did they seem to remember the avatar threads in the Septagon a while back. Damn hippies and their non-existant humor!
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Your jokes are wasted Texas. Toast, he was joking, I understand why you didn't realize he was joking, since you don't know him. And Sniper 314159265, first, why did you look that up, and second, did you even read his posts? He was defending Halo 2. -EDIT- Curse my slow typing and me need to rewrite everything when I'm tired! [Edited on 12/19/2004 9:52:12 PM]
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Yeah man. Texas Ben is trying to convert those losers over there. He's as loyal as the rest of us.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sniper 314159265 Texas Ben is a member of halo2sucks.com. And has over 170 posts. Who's going to listen to him?[/quote] I don't think halo2 sucks if that's what you mean. I joined because I was interested in their veiwpoint. Now i simply post there because I derive amusement from it.
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Ugh! I regret ever making this thread. None of you can take my joke as a joke. Most of you have commented on my previous jokes such as Halo3 for the PS2 and my political satire "The Chimp and the Baboon"... why is this any different?
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People, I take whatever I said on this post before back. Sorry... I feel like such a jerk, reading what I wrote. :( [Edited on 12/19/2004 11:10:37 PM]
