He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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If we had sepiks lime that would be sepiks divine, he could be sepiks mine and to pass the sepiks time we would play the walking dead, and live the story of sepiks clementine. These puns are over the sepiks line, it would be sepiks fine if I stopped, I might get sepiks fined. What will the agent of the (sepiks) nine sell this week, maybe sepiks patience and time. I'm gonna be sepiks kind and stop now, because I just heard my dog Valuss T'bark.