He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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If the speaker worked at a bank he'd be the teller If phogoth changed his style he'd be sogoth Phogoth was black he'd be frogoth Why do we know of the xur glitch? Because he's the agent of the time.