He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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If xur was a detective he'd be agent crime If he was a coke dealer he'd be agent of the line If urzok was a balloon he would be urzok the inflated If urzok was turning the feck up he would be urzok the faded