He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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Call my dick an icebreaker because it regenerates ammo over time
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You have Dragon's Breath, so here, Take an Ice Breaker.
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I love you, exo exo exo. <3
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I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a Sparrow to the knee...
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If Phogoth was friendly he'd be Brogoth
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What did the guardians say to atheon when they about to kill him "your about to be Athe-gone!"
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This made me laugh so hard. Thank you, valued human being.
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Someone kill me
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Edited by Cobalt: 1/9/2015 2:38:15 PMOh gosh. The puns be killing me. I've heard terrible stories of some people getting desticular cancer. More simply put, cancer in your caballs.
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I hate you.
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I guess I have to be the Icebreaker to bring this thread back to life.
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When I kill phogoth, it's all ogre
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Edited by Odysseus: 1/30/2015 3:37:25 AMSuck my Cabals Can't stop fallen in love
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If sepiks smelled really bad, he would be "septiks prime"
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If dating was in Destiny, everyone may as well choose Cryptarch. Since he's -blam!-ed us all over already.
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Gjallarhorn has one thing in common with my GF. What is it.
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I'd like Eris more if she didn't come from crotas end.
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As I was sitting on my bot, I realized I had to dinkle.
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I would raid Eris' dark bellow!
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I still haven't charged the eye of a gaylord.
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If I sit on my hand long enough, it goes numb and I call it "The Stranger".
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Sepkis Prime, leader of the Fallenbots, who wage war against the Vexepticons and their leader, Athitron. [spoiler]I'm sorry... Was too easy..[/spoiler]
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This is the greatest game of all time!
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I've had Gotten Up shoot me in the face! Not fallen!
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I would tell you a pun, but I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain