He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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Let's go kill Cabal, today (Now sing it like Robyn Sparkles....you're welcome)
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An exotic sniper rifle is a surprisingly versatile tool in the kitchen. With it you can make: No Lamb Beyond No Ham Beyond No Spam Beyond No Jam Beyond No Tim-Tams Beyond
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If a grannie was a stripper, her name would be Grayliks.
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I think Xur should be called "Agent of the Whine", because he makes all the kids whine every time he goes to the tower.
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Edited by xNERFxHERDERx: 2/15/2015 1:33:11 AMsepiks prime committed a felony now he's sepiks crime
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There is still a glimmer of hope left for this thread..
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Heard one that's probably pretty old in my party yesterday. Why did the Titan's eyes hurt? [spoiler]Because he couldn't blink. [/spoiler]
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I dont have the patience and time for this
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He'd be shrekiks prime
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Ha! Cheesy puns for the wins!
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It's always a holiday with Holiday
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I better be the Icebreaker again before things start to become Invective.
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You mama so fat she couldn't do the raid because she can't fit in the hellmouth.
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Edited by MASSive: 12/23/2014 5:22:38 AMIf Sepiks Prime was a sandwich, it'd be PEANUTBUTTER SEPIKS TIME!!
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If Eris had a day off she would be ferris
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Edited by SniperDongg: 1/11/2015 2:32:23 PMMe: DANG! Elvis Presley plays Destiny? I thought he was dead as fukc. Elvis: Shank ya....Shank ya very much.
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No, if it were green, it would be called the next expansion with an ALL NEW mirrored backwards raid
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This thread gave me a Sardon
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Xur does not have Gjallahorn. That's just the Truth.
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Baby you must be a blue gun, Cause I'm gonna dismantle your ass
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If xur made a porno that featured all anal he would be called agent of the behind
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What did the guardian with Gjallarhorn and Icebreaker say to Phogoth? [spoiler]"It'll be ogre soon."[/spoiler]
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Your mama is so fat when she wears the chatter white shader people think she is the travler
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What is a religious Praetorian? A Presbytorian
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Bachman Turner OverHive. Classic death metal
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Call my dick an icebreaker because it regenerates ammo over time