He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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Edited by Ataksia: 3/4/2015 5:53:24 AMOnce I told somebody about the truth but it exploded in my face...
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I have a joke about No Land Beyond, but it's not that good.
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On a scale of even, he just can't.
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Mars must have good tv because they sure have a lot of cabal guy there
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If he was green wouldn't he be a huge uncommon engram...
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SUPPORT THE PVE COMMUNITY, VOTE, COMMENT, SUPPORT, BUMP ETC. BRING BACK AUTO's IN PVE! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/105279649/0/0
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He'd be slimer if he was green
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If Rahool the fool gave worst loot[spoiler]he'd be the craptarch[/spoiler]
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Funniest post and responses I've seen in awhile. I love this community!
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What do you call a homeless Hobgoblin? [spoiler]Hobo-goblin[/spoiler]
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If Sepiks Prime was a transformer he'd be Sepiks Prime
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If Sepiks prime was blue we would be Sepiks prime
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Bump cause the forums need less bullshit and more this
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Scrota, balls of Oryx. Now you must jingle what lay in The Dark Below....
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I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
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Ya know what I want my wife wearing for sexy time? Just as many heavy ammo synths xur has sold for the past month.
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Or sepiks high
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I don't have the patience and time for this crap anymore lol
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What's Xurs favorite gum? [spoiler]Ice Breakers[/spoiler] What's Lord Shaxx favorite book? [spoiler]The Crucible[/spoiler] Why is there a tarp on the stairs in front of the Iron Banner? [spoiler]someone kept Saladin down them[/spoiler]
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Edited by Aron Beijl: 2/15/2015 7:33:43 AMWhy are Hunters so squishy? [spoiler]They don't lift.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Vex Milk Intolerant: 2/15/2015 1:06:58 AMYour mothers broken the the beckenstein limit However it's spelled... Lol
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I guess you could say traffic was a killer during the collapse.
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I was Vexed at the Gate, Lord.
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Why do Titans eyes always hurt? Cause they can't blink
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I'll give you a special order. Kappa