He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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If the moon was called cheese and the cheese was called moon, we'd be mooning Crota.
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If Sepiks Prime stole some gum it would be a Sepiks Crime
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If Xyor didn't get to eat today, she'd be Xyor, the Unfed.
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If Crota played CoD, he would only use his blade.
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Sepiks Prime got bars! Sepiks Rhyme
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If Sepiks Prime was a bell, he'd be Sepiks Chime.
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If Sepiks Prime was a clock, he'd be Sepiks Time.
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Or crota res
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