He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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If the cryptarch wasnt a dick he would give us good shit
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If the Traveler was sad he'd be... Blue Traveler.
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If everyone knew how to pronounce the word Gjallahorn, everyone would know how to pronounce Gjallahorn. :P
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if acolytes were females they would be acodykes If Oracles were Prostitutes they would be OralCalls If Destiny was Gay it would ask you to go to The Dark Below.
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If bad juju was a train, it'd be bad choochoo.
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if this was an Rpm Lord Saladin would be lord Paladin If the Ghost worked in a club he would be a host.
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PHALLUS TA 'AURC
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Fallen are male prostitutes.
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If phogoth was a prostitute he'd be Hogoth
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If lord shaxx joined finest squad, he'd be lord haxx If commander zavala played basketball, he'd be commander zaballa If crota was in star wars, he'd be jedi master yota
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Sounds delicious.
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Sepiks Lime. Holy crap, that's hilarious.
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If the singers were deaf...
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No..It would be Septic Prime, and explode into a huge infectious puss cloud.
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If crota was genitals he would be scrota
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Edited by Caulophacus: 12/22/2014 12:35:54 AMwhen enemies get tough, i take some "corrective measure" into the situation time to implement some corrective measures
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If xur was a detective he'd be agent crime If he was a coke dealer he'd be agent of the line If urzok was a balloon he would be urzok the inflated If urzok was turning the feck up he would be urzok the faded
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Edited by SirMang: 12/21/2014 7:25:57 PMIf Sepiks Prime was a clock, he'd be Sepiks Time. If Sepiks Prime was a rapper, he'd be Sepiks Rhyme. If Sepiks Prime was dirty, he'd be Sepike Grime. Alright that's enough Wait one more... If Sepiks Prime was a chef, he'd use some Sepiks Thyme.
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If the speaker worked at a bank he'd be the teller If phogoth changed his style he'd be sogoth Phogoth was black he'd be frogoth Why do we know of the xur glitch? Because he's the agent of the time.
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If Sepiks was green he'd just be the other type of big ass electric olive.
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If sepiks prime was fine he'd be sexy prime.
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If rahool wasn't a jerk he would.... Sorry I got lost as soon as I even suggested that rahool would ever be nice.
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If Xur was a stoner he'd be "Agent of the Kine"
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If xûr was a rapper, he would be agent of the rhyme
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If the ghost could be shot he'd be toast.
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If valus ta'aurc got knocked out he'd be valus ta'snorec