He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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How does the Archon Priest feel after lifting weights?[spoiler]Aksore[/spoiler]
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I went to a Hive party once....it was enthralling.
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I could tell you a Gjallerhorn joke... ... But [i]you won't get it[/i]!
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Why do Titan's eyes hurt?[spoiler]because they can't blink [/spoiler]
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I would go out drinking..but thats only once in a blue hawkmoon.. I like to do my work with a black hammar. I hope you get told the truth one day. My wife wakes up with bad dragons breath lol.
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On a scale of one to ten, ten being annoying, how irritating are squeakers? [spoiler]"I can't count that high"[/spoiler]
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Help! Hive Fallen and I can't get up
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Lmao nice.
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What do Titans do under pressure? [spoiler]Fist of Panic[/spoiler]
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Who are scrubs? [spoiler]Warlocks[/spoiler]
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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? [spoiler]Neither has she.[/spoiler]
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If Sepiks Prime was a toilet themed children's tv program, he'd be Septic Time
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Is that a Gjallarhorn in your pocket or are you just feeling happy...?
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I have a joke about the gjallarhorn but you'll never get it.
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I'm gonna titan fist you in your twilight gap
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Where do guardians go for a fun time? The Devil's Fair
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If you were smarter this post wouldn't of been posted ....* drums and snare *
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Vandals got hungry, so they broke out the archon feast
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Edited by shamwowcat: 3/4/2015 7:02:33 AMWhen you praying the mythoclast drops, that's the fault of mass
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Sepkis slimeeeeeeeee
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Or he'd be Jack Sepiks eye! Like a boss!
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I was gonna say a joke but I phogoth it
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Why are Titans eyes so dry? [spoiler][i]because they cant blink[/i][/spoiler]
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Edited by Chadley: 1/30/2015 3:03:16 AM[i]"I used to be a Guardian like you, then I took a Sparrow to the knee. [/i] What's the Cryptarch's favorite music? [spoiler]Blues[/spoiler] Are your pants purple, cuz that ass is legendary! Yo mama so fat, her Ghost is the TRAVELER! Yo mama so dumb, the Exo Stranger had to explain why she didn't have time to explain. Yo mama so fat, that she was the inspiration behind Valus T'Aurc. I tried to bang a Goblin, but it gave me Harpies. What's shorter than Peter Dinklage? [spoiler]Destiny's story.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Ataksia: 3/4/2015 5:53:24 AMOnce I told somebody about the truth but it exploded in my face...