He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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Ghost: "I'm picking up another one of his lieutenants heading this way." Me: "I bet he's in a tank."
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A Hunter walked into a bar full of Titans. Not a single one blinked.
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Where did Omingul go to get a boob job? The Summoning Tits!
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Edited by VII: 3/6/2015 3:48:43 AMI could tell a joke about No Land Beyond... ... But it's not that good.
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Why didn't the Captain like playing baseball? Because he couldn't Ketch.
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Puns? Ugh. I'll dinklebot it later.
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What's a Shank called in Russia? [spoiler]Cosmo-drone[/spoiler]
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What would a titan name his pawn shop. The Ward of Pawn.
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What's the Ketch?
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Doing tricks on my sparrow, call me Tony Hawkmoon.
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If Rahool were a semicircular doorway in a tomb, he'd be a crypt arch.
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Ghost: So, you think you can kill a god? Guardian: Na, I'm just gonna leave and leave this fight for the next one.
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Original Joke? I don't need an original joke. DOS is more complicated
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I'm headed to no life beyond my nemesis
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If we had sepiks lime that would be sepiks divine, he could be sepiks mine and to pass the sepiks time we would play the walking dead, and live the story of sepiks clementine. These puns are over the sepiks line, it would be sepiks fine if I stopped, I might get sepiks fined. What will the agent of the (sepiks) nine sell this week, maybe sepiks patience and time. I'm gonna be sepiks kind and stop now, because I just heard my dog Valuss T'bark.
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Why'd the Titan's eyes hurt? [spoiler]because he couldn't blink[/spoiler] If Eris Morn was a spy she would be "Eris Bourne"
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Ha lol I like the jokes
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This might be bad, buuuuuuut, what do you call special minatour? Minatard. Ehh?
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[quote]If Sepiks Prime was green...[/quote]He'd be lettuce.
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I'd tell you a joke about destiny before the update, but its not that good...
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This thread and it puns are interesting, not entirely interesting, but it has potential
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if Omnigul was such a bitch, she'd wouldn't succumb to bane of the lich.
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What's is the cabal's favorite car? [spoiler]a Psion[/spoiler]
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What do u call a guardian in a closed room [spoiler]warLOCKED[/spoiler] I tried
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Ur mother size is so ginormouse that when she spawns at the tower lord Shaxx says your crushing them!
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How does the Archon Priest feel after lifting weights?[spoiler]Aksore[/spoiler]