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Edited by Elbow Macaroni:
12/16/2014 5:25:00 PM
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Weirdest thing a girl has said to you?
What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply"ru fagit?" Which is totally weird to say to me cos I'm such an alpha, understand?
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1 ReplyEdited by Cweik: 10/15/2015 11:06:32 PM"I know you like me, Rachel told me, but stop trying to impress me because [i]i like you too.[/i]" My response: "FFFFFehhhh aightuh hah." [spoiler]gf of 1 yr now[/spoiler]
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Pick a line. Any line. That line will still win.
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Overheard a conversation once looked over and the group of grills whispered to me "dont tell the masses" now to this day I only wear earbuds so I don't hear anything again
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5 RepliesMy gf said "You're a pedophile!" I was surprised as this is a big word for a 6 year old.
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Her:Do you smoke weed? Me:Yea, why? Her:That's savage man. Me:I know right.
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4 RepliesIm the one usually making it awkward, all my friends talk to girls with ease, are buff and a little smarter than me (and by that I mean im in algebra in 9th grade and my other friend is in pre calculus in 9th grade too). Anyways, I just like multiple girls and when I do talk to them it gets awkward and I crei everyteim. Like I stare at them for time to time, usually their a** and I sometimes stalk them. I had this one girl I liked and I think she liked me back, walked with me, talked with me, etc throughout I didnt make a single move. She was kind of a competitive d***, but still 7/8, she also kept calling me gay and when I wanted to talk to her, she didnt want to talk. But when she wanted to I had to. Ugh, it was a mess, now I just keep staring never makjng my move because I dont know if im good enough, attractive enough or just fear or getting utterly rejected.
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I was texting this girl once and she said she lost something (can't remember what). Here's what happened: Me: It must be the Nargles. Her: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!! (Nargles) Turns out we were both Potterheads.
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3 RepliesAn old crush I had: "Smell my armpit." I did, she had Old Spice on. [spoiler]*WHISTLES OLD SPICE THEME*[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThe best and funniest way I can put this story is through the greentext way >Switched schools for 8th Grade >Met a girl that got me out of depression >She liked anime and yaoi >She had a best friend >They're still friends now >Girl's best friend was a hoe >Her ass was huge though >Even in skinny jeans >Traded numbers after third week of talking to her >Started to get to know each other >Sexual tensions escalated from 0-100 real quick >Started dirty rps and flirting >She could've been my first girlfriend >Could've fücked her >She said she masturbates to me >I said the same to her >Three days before Christmas Break >Girl best friend ruined our relationship >Girl hates me now >Goes to high school >Meets a complete replica of previous girl >Still have her number
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She whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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1 ReplyThis girl came behind me and whispered "you'll be mine soon" I was about to butchslap whoever it was but when I turned around and saw no one running away
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12 RepliesBe me 18 At school during lunch Doing homework Random 9/10 girl comes to me Yoga pants, nice plump ass, muscle shirt showing D cup cleavage Hey hun, I was wondering if you want to come to my house and watch a movie? My parents are out till tomorrow. Now no girl ever talks to me and this was a first so I just assumed she was somer andom girl talking about non-sensicle girl things I didn't even look at her and said "No thanks" -blam!- me right?
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So I'm with one of my best friends that happens to be a girl as well, and we're at the swimming pool and her bikini keeps messing up and showing a bit too much tit, and at one point the whole thing just comes up and I'm right here to see it and she goes "at least mine are bigger than Sammie's (Sammie was extremely flat chested)"
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7 Replieswhat is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
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"Wait, [i]guys[/i] have nipples? -_-
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It's more of an action. These two girls (one was someone who asked me out, the other was her friend) always used to grab my ass, never said anything about it but it was kinda weird.
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4 RepliesA girl asked me if I farted...i looked at her like.what?. She says.you must have because you just blew me away.
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2 RepliesShe said " Are you a rookie?" I said what do you mean and she said you know and reached for my dick. To add onto that I had a crush on her but I think she had a crush on me to so yea. I had no idea what to do so I just let it happen and she pulled her hand away and she laughed and I laughed. 3 days later we ended up dating and still are to his day
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1 ReplyEdited by DarthToodles: 10/14/2015 10:49:55 PM"Wanna date me". Its weird cuz no one says that to me. ;-;
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Weirdest thing a girl said was hi no girl never said that to me I was happy
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A girl in my class (who I sometimes talk to) who sits in front of, a fee days ago, just turns around and says "When I was like 6, I asked my mom what happens when you die, and she said 'Well first, they dig a whole, and put you in it...'" Weirdest thing I can remember right now
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Some girl at the start of the school year said something like "You're the number 10 -blam!-boy". I didn't even know her.
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9 RepliesI have beautiful hair and I'm a dude
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I was in band class and this girl came up to me (I play the sax btw) and she said man I wish i could be you sax the way you blow on it and press those buttons
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17 RepliesU wanna take a shower. And, I'm a girl too.
