What is the weirdest thing any grill has told you? Whether it's your girlfriend, your mom, or just some random chick.
I came up with the idea for this thread after something some girl said to me yesterday. Click the spoiler for the story.
[spoiler]So I was having a conversation in class with a girl and a friend of mine. We somehow got on the subject of height, and I'm not really tall, I'm kinda short. So she was asking how tall I was. I said "I don't know, I don't measure myself often. I'm probably about 5ft 7inches or so." And she said "Oh it doesn't matter how tall you are if your dick is big." In my mind I was like "What the -blam!- could you repeat that???" But I just laughed and played it off as a joke, but foreal who says that hahaha. My friend just looked at me oddly as if I had done something sexual with her or something.[/spoiler]
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Can you lick my ass?
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actually the weirdest part is that girls dont say anything to me ;~;
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Girls don't say anything to me. I sit in the back of class drawing penus on tables & eating Elmer's glue... I also bring home lunch which is just a p&j sammich & a recycled water bottle containing apple juice & a breathe mint.. I am like really really popular with the cheerleaders in my school.... #4evalone
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My girlfriend and I were in bed and she looks into my eyes with the most serious face and asked "do you mind if I finger your butt?" I quickly fled the scene.
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I asked out a girl once, this was her reaction. [spoiler]That my brothers is how I learned of "The friend zone".[/spoiler]
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You look cute
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She said "Take me on a journey". I got creeped out
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Once I was sitting at my lunch table and my female friend groans loudly saying matt will you clean my anus Another time I was talking to another freind in math and we were bored so she started showing me pictures of her and her boyfriend having sex
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"Wow your actually bigger than I thought." "HAHAHAHAHA. YOU FOOL. I HAVE TO EVEN REACHED MY FINALE FOR YET."
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"You're very petable" Here I am sitting there like, [b][i][u] girl, are you high right now?[/u][/i][/b]
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This was from the same girl Her: "Can I touch your butt?" Me: "Did you really just ask that. Does it look like I want to -blam!-ing rub butts right now!" L8r Her: "How big is your dick?" Me: "look at my foot." (Lenny) (size 12 shoe btw)
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"I like you" Bitch who the fuсk nut titty tuck do you think you are?
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"Hey, wanna go play some halo back at your place?" I was mentally like, "who? What? Really?" But actually was like "ah yeah sure why not."
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"If i die, I want to die in a huge mug of hot choclate".
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I was sitting in class filing the skin on my hand down, when the girl next to me said "you know if you weren't so weird you'd be cute". That stuck with me.
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A girl told me I look like a gay guy she knew.
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Keep it hard a minute I just need a quick poo"
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I'm on vacation in Wisconsin (13 or so) and i'm heading down the hotel stairs (closed area) when all of a sudden this whole dance team comes walking up towards me. They all quiet down, awkward silence surrounds us, and right before I make it through all of them, the last one looks me dead in the eyes (pretty too) and says "Are you a mermaid?" I just smiled and walked away. That will forever be the strangest thing a girl has said to me...
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I'm horny lets fxck! XD My roommate... [spoiler]No we didn't if your wondering x) We were both drunk btw[/spoiler]
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"hey sexy" yeah...
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"The other day, I imagined that I was you...and I was doing the helicopter...heheh" It took me a few seconds to comprehend what she had just said hahah
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I'm marrying my horse
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"Wanna Netflix and chill?" Like why tf would I wanna watch Netflix when I have a firestick like srsly.