Okay guys, here's another awkward thread from your friendly neighborhood violent African mammal.
Do you get morning wood? Do you have it right now? Is there a female equivalent?
Come children, come be awkward and uncomfortable together, before the ban.
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It pops up like a wild animal and stares at me. Then gets tackled and wrestled by feminine hands, shortly followed by brief curious tongues and the occasional teeth. Chomp.