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12/15/2014 12:19:24 AM
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Dear bungie the one about the warlock
I bore witness to something horrendous today I was roaming mars with my brother Dave minding our own business when suddenly this -blam!-ing warlock appears out of no where punches Dave off the planet. -sobs- please bring Dave back his mother misses him so :( and as to the warlock that committed this act I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHERE YOUR FROM BUT I WILL FIND YOU.......AND I WILL KILL YOU
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Jk I wasn't on today
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You have no idea how lucky you are I had my icebreaker primed and ready aimed smack bang between your eyes the only thing that saved you was the Destiny app notification xD
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What if my warlock did it by herself? Maybe your brother tried some cheesy pick up lines on her?
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Hmmmmm I'll be sure to ask him when he orbits back around but be warned if he's innocent your gonna wake up one day with 1 less character and your warlock buried in meridian bay somewhere
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I'll take that risk. If you try anything you'll be on the wrong end of her Fatebringer and Thorn
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Try it and you'll have my bigger brother to answer to valus ta'aurc I'm sure you've heard of him he's Nick names the sponge xD
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He'll be memorized by her beauty then he'll die from her Thorn.
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Ok that's it time to call my cousin "picks up phone ring ring ring ring" RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I know phogoth I miss you to I need you to jump on a tomb ship and get your arse to mars this warlock just punched Dave into orbit she's threatening me now RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Wow wow wow don't shout if your gonna be a little bitch bring crota too I know your best buds with him RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I know I know love you to see you soon "hangs up" Your -blam!-ed now bitch xD (The things you do when your bored aye :p)
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Phogoth is dead. She killed him to get Thorn. And bring it on Crota. He is just a knight and like any other knight, he can be killed
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Ok I didn't want to do this but you leave me no other choice "picks up phone ring ring ring ring" Hello Hi is that Randall the vandal Speaking I've just been talking to a warlock and she says your mother's a whore Oh really now......well looks like I'm gonna have 1 more guardian head to add to the collection ya know I should really get a bigger cave I'm sleeping on guardian skulls now it's getting rediculous Careful though she's got a thorn HA bitch please the other day a titan come at me with a gjalahorn the 331 version not the gay one and ya know what I did......what......I caught it bit the -blam!-ing warhead off spat it back at him and redecorated my cave with his insides don't worry sweet pea that warlocks as good as dead "hangs up" Oh God what have I done run guardian well you still can
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Her Thorn is the upgraded one too
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You clearly have never met Randall have you he eats guardians like you for breakfast and wipes his arse with your coat
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He clearly has never met her
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Oh, a vandal! What fun! He'll be covered in thorns! He'll look like a Christmas tree when she's done
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'Twas me
