So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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No fatties #captainscarletsrule
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Yo mama so fat, she takes all 6 slots in the roster. Yo mama so fat, even atheon can't teleport her. Yo mama so fat, her ghost is the traveler. Yo mama so ugly, atheon voluntary jumps of the edge.
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ProTip: Buttermilk biscuits do not sop up the excess chicken grease on your controller as well as you might think. Raid on, lunchbox!
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Your mama so fat bungie patched her but she still cheesin
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Yo momma so fat she can open past and present gate by herself.
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Did I hear Chickenz?
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It's funny cuz he's fat
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This reminds me of all the large people at Walmart on the scooters, expecting everyone to treat them special. I really hope this is a troll, if not, this is a sure sign of how bad humanity in general is getting.
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Its funny because its satire
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no mercy for fatty's
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Edited by Ptolemaios: 11/26/2014 8:56:16 AMyou require Fired Chicken for raiding. I require Green Tea for raiding. other guy requires chips for raiding. another guy requires Liquor for raiding that guy requires Noodles for raiding this guy requires Leftover for raiding that girl requires a sandwich for raiding. I get it, we're all starving marvins
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I'm the guy that kicked him from the Raid. This kid kept talking about food and it was distracting. Here's some of the things this kid was saying... "Mom! I need more consumables... Now" "I wonder what a loot chest tastes like" "Hold on. I got ketchup on my controller" "Hold on. Let me find a French fry to scoop this ketchup off my controller" "Hold on... I got french fry on my controller" "Need a break after the Templar. My burrito is done, it'll only be two minutes" "Wow, you guys are still here?!" "Why is there ketchup on my controller" "Brb bathroom break" "Haha I found a burrito" "Ok let's kill Atheon" "Why aren't you guys Warlocks"
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i like the large and in charge bit :) lmao
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i like the large and in charge bit :) lmao
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I thought this was going to be a post about "kicked from raid for heavy breathing because I'm fat and don't exercise at all since birth" But it was just as good. Although you aren't a fake IB 30 are you a fake Exotic 30?
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At least you got chicken.
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Edited by MichUK89: 11/26/2014 6:49:35 AM[quote]So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"[/quote] Oh my god that's SO racist!
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So Ur upset because u were eating into the Mic and not playing ?
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Hats of to you good sir.
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lmfao!
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I laughed
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Lol +11
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[quote]So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone. I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS. If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it. So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?" When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge. I hope no one ever has to go through this. (And I am not even a fake IB 30)[/quote] Funny Bastard. Let a man eat!!
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[quote]So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone. I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS. If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it. So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?" When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge. I hope no one ever has to go through this. (And I am not even a fake IB 30)[/quote] Don't hate on PvP beasts... (hint hint me)