So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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I'm not discriminating but who the -blam!- leaves for a few minutes to lick their fingers? If u did that to me I would of kicked u too. Not because ur fat but cuz u would be wasting 5 people's time by -blam!-ing licking ur fingers for 30 minutes
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Nice post I you forgot to put in #JustKidding
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Cause I luv u https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/80810227/0/0
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Well tell 1 person to stop chewing in the mic nearly every night and when he puts his mic down he always leaves it in front of the fan. Gdi kyle
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I thought this post was funny then I saw the ib comment...
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Lol racist comments
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You probably are a "mouth breather" too! I can't stand listening to people gasp for air because of their girth! Hope this is satire...
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In defnese to me and those whom have done the iron banner, Just because your not good enough to make rank 5 in the iron banner, doesn't make the ones that were fake. The way i see it. For those of you that hold lvl. 30's for completing the raid, are the fakes. Here's why. You have obtained gear that has been set to acquire. Battling brainless a.i. half a hour through the vault to be given the armor. If your lucky, but ib. These people have also completed the raid numerous times and this make them just as good, if not better. So to obtain ib gear or guns, you actually had to work for it. Face to face with the best of the best gets my vote anytime. So in my opinion raid lvl. 30 gaurdians are the fakes. Plus you cheesed your way through the vault. CHEATERS!!!
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If'd recommend playing next time.
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The only thing I see you did wrong was choose KFC. Popeyes all the way.
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sounds like you just sit back and eat while your teammates kill shit. I would kick you too. They didn't kick you cuz you were fat, they kicked you cuz you're a burden
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If you have to try and defend yourself from being afk...you're doing it wrong.
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Good you sack of shit
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Be strong my fellow rotund brethren! Checkout raidingwithfatties.net and you can find others just like you - greasy controllers with stuck X buttons who can't jump - and finally be accepted! Funniest post I've read!
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You should have gotten boneless, so you don't choke
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My pvp video! Enjoy guardians!
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I'm sick and tired of this "fake level 30 shit." I had a full set of raid gear but it never felt like I "earned" it. I dismantled it after getting my IB armor. The only reason you are calling IB armor "fake" is because you're bad at anything PVP. So yes you are #madcuzbad
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Edited by ReesesPieces101: 11/25/2014 9:39:11 PMThey probably booted you because you took up 2 raid spots.
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Your controllers must be disgusting.
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Forgot I already read this post and got another good laugh. Thanks guy.
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You should consider eating your sadness away.
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You do all know that this is simply a joke right? lol he's clearly kidding
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Lol fag
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To be fair I would have kicked or at least muted you as soon as the crunching started
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If this is true, you sound like a bit of a jerk.
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Is your name Leeroy Jenkins, by any chance?