So here I was loading up my VOG with my destiny LFG forum minions. I had my bucket of KFC original recipe extra crispy ready to go. We didn't even get passed the oracles when I hear complaints of my crunching into the microphone.
I NEED TO EAT TO MAINTAIN MY STRENGTH YOU DREGS.
If I have to go afk for a few minutes to lick my fingers, deal with it.
So next thing I know I'm hearing racist comments like "hurry up" or "can you revive me?"
When I finally bent to their will and picked up my controller I ended up choking on a chicken bone. I woke up the next morning to see my ship on the orbit screen. Those filthy ingrates kicked me out for being too large and in charge.
I hope no one ever has to go through this.
(And I am not even a fake IB 30)
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#boohooigotkicked
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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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Probably not far if you are fat...or they broke their foot doing it....
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If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me......
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i feel your pain
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The lack of intelligence in this community is painful.
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Lolololol still funny
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9/10 [b]Lost 1 point because Popeye's is Better![/b]
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Still can't decide if this is fake or not but I'll bite anyway... You were kicked for being a passenger, letting the other 5 do all the work while you contributed nothing... ... and probably got the best loot drop ...
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8/10 because you had to point out the "fake 30" from IB gear.
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Edited by zZ Mr Rover Zz: 11/27/2014 7:08:54 PMDon't worry every human needs/has fat to survive. So they are really in denial of being a "fat" person. I'm 140 and I know that I'm fat.
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Wow interesting life story. Thank god I wasn't in that group though
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Low Carb..
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hahahahahahha
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KFC has so much fat, you'd be licking your fingers for decades!
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Can't....breathe!
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dude this is awesome! nearly died hahaha
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muhahaha ... made my day! Thanks!
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Boy you funny to bad your fat! Ohhh fat burn ha!
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XD this was funny. i have the solution my fellow fat man. KILL THE SKINNY PEOPLE! Jokes.
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Are you ok?
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Something tells me this entire post is fake.
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I know this is a joke, but I boot people for eating food. It's just common decency not to eat with a mic right next to your mouth annoying everyone.
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#satire
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I'm not discriminating but who the -blam!- leaves for a few minutes to lick their fingers? If u did that to me I would of kicked u too. Not because ur fat but cuz u would be wasting 5 people's time by -blam!-ing licking ur fingers for 30 minutes